tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16248424178338978502024-03-13T05:30:28.969-04:00Last KaulPolitics and then some...Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-74620088457640620532009-03-27T16:50:00.005-04:002009-03-27T19:09:11.941-04:00March Madness? Not Hardly<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI-LmlgbOJ9wmKSnRymdqjPTaXF5g96k2pkaG5IxSEl2gxvUKavsbyvI8hXc-wHfimPmSa_cM1JQcJ0mM39iO6Q9SxbRDtv-EGxT0O0shyphenhyphenuD8cn5wJ0D24LrHrUBRl01mPCkgridl550k/s1600-h/340x.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 313px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI-LmlgbOJ9wmKSnRymdqjPTaXF5g96k2pkaG5IxSEl2gxvUKavsbyvI8hXc-wHfimPmSa_cM1JQcJ0mM39iO6Q9SxbRDtv-EGxT0O0shyphenhyphenuD8cn5wJ0D24LrHrUBRl01mPCkgridl550k/s400/340x.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317993751055084066" /></a><br /><script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script><div>The NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament is in full swing. The original 65-team field has been pared to twelve as I write this, and we'll have our Elite Eight set by tomorrow. Used to be, the entire country would be swept up in the Madness. Offices would be virtually closed for business on the tournament's opening day. CEO's and secretaries alike would agonize over their brackets, struggling to divine which teams might advance through their brackets to reach the mythical Final Four. Vegas would shift into overdrive: only football (Super Bowl, NFL playoffs and college bowl games) generates more action than the Big Dance. Husbands and boyfriends would go missing for the three weekends around which the games were played.<br /></div><script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>This year? Not so much. Oh sure, hardcore basketball fans are still tuning in. And no one is suggesting that Caesar's should close their book anytime soon. Cool girlfriends can still be found perched on the barstool next to their man as Bill Raftery and Gus Johnson wax hyperbolic when a Dukie cuts back door and lays it in against a renegade, street program like Memphis.</div><div><br /></div><div>The problem is, that back door cut happen less and less often these days. Top-level high school ballers are pretty much guaranteed to have moved on to the the fame and fortune of the National Basketball Association by the end of their sophomore years. And the creamiest of the crop is more likely to bolt after a single season of collegiate seasoning; they're one and done.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's hard to blame the "student athletes." Most come from difficult financial circumstances and professional basketball - the League - offers riches beyond their wildest dreams with which they can address their families' dire straits. The victim is the college game. The quality of play in college is almost entirely dependent upon a group of kids banding together under the guidance of a coach and gradually learning the nuances of basketball at its highest amateur level as they grow from boys to young men. It can't happen in a year, or even two.</div><div><br /></div><div>A generation ago, the best teams in the NCAA Tournament were heavily laden with upperclassmen - juniors and seniors who had played scores of games together and spent thousands of hours in the gym practicing as a unit. In 1982, the Final Four was comprised of North Carolina, Georgetown, Houston and Louisville. The players on the court that weekend included Michael Jordan, James Worthy, Patrick Ewing, Hakeem Olajuwon and Clyde Drexler. Their supporting casts numbered Sam Perkins, Sleepy Floyd and the McCray brothers, Rodney and Scooter. The first five players listed above are all in the NBA Hall of Fame. The others all had long and productive pro careers.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bMVF8wbszvI&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bMVF8wbszvI&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>The brand of basketball on display in New Orleans in March of 1982 was so far above today's college game it's a joke. There is <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">one</span> sure bet, future pro all-star in this year's tournament - Oklahoma's Blake Griffin. There are several others that could develop into something special at the next level - Louisville's Terrance Williams and Connecticut's Hasheem Thabeet come immediately to mind - but no one you would bet even the memory of your no-longer-existent pension on. Greg Oden should be playing. So should Kevin Durant. And Russell Westbrook and OJ Mayo and Derrick Rose. But they're not. They're all in the pros, earning millions before they can legally order a drink. They show up at the arena, drop twenty on their older opponents, then head back to the hotel to play video games in their rooms until they fall asleep.</div><div><br /></div><div>And the NCAA Tournament stumbles along, with second-tier stars competing against our memories of Bird, Alcindor and Walton. Of the Big O. Of Christion Laettner and Bobby Hurley. The players today blur together, as do the games. Kids rush upcourt in today's game and pass the ball around the perimeter for thirty seconds until someone jacks up an ill-advised, contested three point shot. Entry passes are a lost art. Hell, I'd settle for a well-executed pick and roll.</div><div><br /></div><div>The only species as endangered as an intricate play in today's tournament is the stunning upset. Cinderella is making fewer and fewer appearances at The Dance these days. Fourteen of the top sixteen seeds have advanced to the Sweet Sixteen this year. For the most part, the surviving schools have the highest-paid, highest-profile coaches who are best able to attract the nation's top talent, if only for a few semesters. The George Washingtons and Miami of Ohios, yesterday's pint-sized heroes, don't stand a chance.</div><div><br /></div><div>Not to sound like an old coot, but March Madness ain't what it used to be. Growing up a rabid basketball fan and attending both the University of Maryland and University of Michigan, I never thought I'd say it. But I miss Phil Ford and Magic Johnson, hated arch rivals from my formative years. As much grief as they caused my Terrapins and Wolverines, I give them their due. They were <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">great</span> college basketball players. Those were the days.</div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-12579865526635949262008-11-18T11:33:00.004-05:002008-11-18T12:22:14.519-05:00Don't Let The Door Hit You. . .<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>Just to review, the Democratic caucus is voting today to decide what to do with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman. You remember Joe:<br /><br /><iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/26518215#26518215" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe><br /><div><br /></div><div>Last seen in Minneapolis, palling around with a bunch of fat-ass, conservative white guys wearing funny hats. That one.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lieberman caucuses with the Democrats (but does most of his traveling with the Republicans:</div><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fWf7w--TwyU&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fWf7w--TwyU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><div><br /></div><div>Lieberman is also the chair of the Homeland Security and Government Reform committee, a rather minor committee as these things go, filled mostly with junior senators. Some Dems are drawing a hard line, insisting that Lieberman's acts of disloyalty should cause him to be removed from his chairmanship, if not kicked out of the Democratic caucus entirely. The other <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/10/obama-wants-lieberman-to_n_142731.html">side</a>, which includes President-elect Obama, wants to let him off with a good scolding.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lieberman wants to retain his chair and claims, if it is stripped from him, he will take his ball and go play with the other team. </div><div><br /></div><div>Here's the thing. Lieberman has always said that, "Political party is important, but it's not more important than what's good for the country. . ." I'll take him at his word. He backed McCain because he honestly believed that McCain had the best shot at breaking the partisan gridlock in Washington. No fan of gridlock, Lieberman votes his conscience on each issue, regardless of party, I'll assume.</div><div><br /></div><div>If that's the case, what difference does it make which side of the aisle he sits on? Other than national security, Lieberman is a pretty reliable Democratic <a href="http://www.ontheissues.org/Joseph_Lieberman.htm">vote</a>. Pro choice, pro stem cell research, no on flag burning amendment, yes on driver's licenses for immigrants, yes to expand hate crimes to include women, gays and disabled, yes on death penalty moratorium and more DNA testing, no on school prayer, yes on condom distribution, etc, etc. </div><div><br /></div><div>Basically, take the middle east off the table, the guy's a Progressive. And, if he's such a principled guy, he'll continue to vote as one. Doesn't matter where his chair is in the room.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lieberman supported the Republican candidate for president, he campaigned for him and, most importantly, he campaigned against Barack Obama, questioning his judgement and his idealogy. He needs to be punished. Even he knows it:</div><br /><embed flashvars="videoId=187588" src="http://www.thedailyshow.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml" quality="high" bgcolor="#cccccc" width="332" height="316" name="comedy_central_player" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="external" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br /><div><br /></div><div>Let the Republicans have him.</div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-28984126010263885102008-11-18T01:00:00.008-05:002008-11-18T02:40:10.883-05:00Obama's Quagmire?<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>Rick Perlstein, in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Nixonland</span>:<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div></div><blockquote><div>It was not as if American leaders hadn't been warned. It was "the wrong war, at the wrong place, at the wrong time, and with the wrong enemy," the World War II hero Omar Bradley had first observed in 1951. Such sage warnings tended to be ignored. When Undersecretary of State George Ball began criticizing the commitment to South Vietnam in the early 1960's, he was shut out of meetings. He managed to buttonhole the president nonetheless. "Within five years," he said, "we'll have three hundred thousand men in the paddies and jungles and never will find them again. That was the French experience." JFK came back, "George, you're just crazier than hell." Ball indeed misjudged: the actual number of troops at the end of 1966 was 385,300.</div><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div>The parallels between Vietnam in the early 60's and Afghanistan today are striking. We have a young, idealistic president just taking office, in the face of some doubts over his toughness in matters military. We are propping up a puppet regime that is unpopular with the native population. We are facing an insurgency which has the freedom to cross the border of a neighboring nation for safe harbor. The terrain is ideally suited for our enemy's strengths while neutralizing our technological advantages. And another imperial power has only recently tasted defeat at the hands of the same insurgents.</div><div> </div><div>The American people are, at best, ambivalent towards our presence there. Most of the attention in this country has been focused on Iraq, until just recently. President-elect Obama ran on a pledge to draw down troops in Iraq while escalating the force count in Afghanistan. We've just spent the past five years paying the price in blood and treasure for having a war jammed down our throats through the use of fear-mongering, exaggeration and outright lies. </div><div><br /></div><div>We, as a nation, deserve a fair and open debate on the proper course for the Afghan conflict going forward. Obama has won the election. He did so partly because the American people preferred his judgement and temperament to John McCain's. It always struck me as discordant when he spoke hawkishly about Afghanistan and Pakistan, coming down somewhere to the right of McCain. Perhaps it was campaign rhetoric designed to offset the stereotype of Democrats being soft on defense. I hope so.</div><div><br /></div><div>Obama has promised he will listen to his generals when they advise him on a final Iraq withdrawal timetable. If sixteen months works, fine. If it takes longer to get out in a responsible fashion, so be it. One of the main reasons he was elected was because the voters trusted him to bring the Iraq War to an end, rationally and decisively. The same standard must be applied to the war in Afghanistan. If a roadmap for victory can be designed (however victory is defined -- another point of debate) and it necessitates more troops, then, by all means, send more troops. If it's realistic that bin Laden can be captured or killed by our troops venturing into the mountains of northwest Pakistan, let's get it done. But let's also consider that the finest military in the world, along with our intelligence communities, have dedicated the past seven years to the task with no success. They're no closer to cornering him now than they were in 2001 the day after they lost him in Tora Bora, despite the standing offer of a $25 million dollar reward for information leading to his capture or death. </div><div><br /></div><div>I'm not saying that bringing down bin Laden wouldn't be a huge victory, symbolic as well as tactical. I'm just asking, at what cost? How many more lives is his worth? All we should ask of Obama is that he approaches Afghanistan with the same pragmatism he seems to be applying to Iraq. In other words, he should be as careful going into Afghanistan as he is promising to be careful getting out of Iraq.</div><div><br /></div><div>If Obama wants to use the Kennedy and Johnson administrations as his models for changing America in big ways, he would do well to remember how Johnson's presidency -- he of the Great Society -- was ultimately undermined by Vietnam.</div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-33425862234504054482008-11-17T14:50:00.010-05:002008-11-18T00:00:24.057-05:00Fewer Rivals, Please<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>Much is being made of President-Elect Obama's admiration for Abraham Lincoln's Team of Rivals approach towards piecing together an administration. And, judging by his early actions, with good reason. He's moving deliberately, so most names are speculative at this point, but here's a look at the current playing field:<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>Chief of Staff -- Rep. Rahm <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/130605/page/1">Emanuel</a>, from Illinois. While an extremely close friend of Obama's chief strategist, David Axelrod, make no mistake about it, he is a Clinton man from way back. His first taste of politics at the national level was working for Bill Clinton's 1992 presidential campaign and he served as a senior advisor in the Clinton White House from 1993-98. An interesting choice, he challenges the bipartisan meme of Obama's White House due to his cutthroat Democratic bona fides. Conservatives are howling and the netroots are grumbling as well.</div><div><br /></div><div>Secretary of Defense -- the consensus seems to be that he will keep Bush's current SOD, Robert Gates, on for at least a year, both as a reward for a job generally accepted as well done in Iraq and as a bipartisan aide to a transition to more of an emphasis on the mess in Afghanistan. There has been some buzz, slightly abated now, that Sam Nunn, last spotted heading back to Georgia in 1997 as he retired from his senate seat citing a "lack of zest and enthusiasm," was a dark horse possibility.</div><div><br /></div><div>Secretary of State -- less predictable than a game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey and more fun than a pinata party. Chief party rival Hillary Clinton is the nom de jour. Other than her very public differences of opinion over foreign policy with Obama, she faces the same difficulties being confirmed in the face of Bill Clinton's aversion to vetting as she did when being considered as a potential vice-president. (I wonder if she ever sits up at night, over a Crown Royal nightcap, while Bill is <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/07/clinton200807">jetting</a> to some Arab Emirate on Ron Burkle's Boeing 757 known as "Air F*#k One," for staggeringly obvious reasons, and considers just how much being married to the Big Dog complicates her life.) Republicans Chuck Hagel and Dick Lugar's names are bandied about also as candidates (for both State and Defense) to trip across the Obama Footbridge of Peace being constructed over the center aisle of the U.S. Senate. </div><div><br /></div><div>Secretary of Treasury -- former SOT Lawrence Summers is on the shortest of lists, as is former Fed Chairman Paul Volcker. While <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2008/11/larry_summers.html">Summers</a> has practically made a career out of insulting various core Democratic constituencies since leaving public office, it's hard to deny that he is a brilliant economist and comfortable thinking outside the box, a talent obviously in demand these days. As for Volcker, gimme a break. Jimmy Carter appointed him Fed Chair. He's eighty-one years old! He actually remembers the last time the economy was this bad. All due respect (and he has certainly earned it), but I'm not sure the focus and energy that the current crisis will demand is the ideal fit for an octogenarian. </div><div><br /></div><div>Vice President Biden's Chief of Staff -- Ron Klain, Al Gore's chief of staff when he held the office.</div><div><br /></div><div>White House Counsel -- Greg Craig, best known for helping Bill Clinton beat the rap at his 1998 impeachment hearings. He has continued as close advisor to both of the Clintons.</div><div><br /></div><div>I don't know about you, but as one who supported Obama based upon the campaign he ran and the promises he made, I'm about ready for some names that A)aren't joined at the hip to one or both of the Clintons, B)don't sit with conservative Republicans at Senate picnics or, C)are not hard-wired into the Washington power establishment. I mean, the only group whose performance over the past few years rivals the incompetence and lack of integrity exhibited by Bush and the Republicans is the Democratic Congress. </div><div><br /></div><div>Obama promised, among other things, an approach in Washington that would be as fresh as it was bold. No more re-treads. Well, to channel a Clinton greatest hit, I suppose it depends upon what the definition of "retread" is, but most of the names listed above are awfully familiar. </div><div><br /></div><div>I'd like to see Samantha Power get some attention for State. She's a realist -- she stated all the way back in March, while working for the Obama campaign, that sixteen months for an Iraq withdrawal was a "best case scenario" that he would revisit if elected. She was forced to resign after speaking the truth about Hillary Clinton's campaign (that her level of deceit was unattractive) because she described her as a "monster," even though she told the interviewer that was off the record. She won the Pulitzer Prize writing about genocide and was responsible for directing Obama's attention towards the atrocities in Darfur. She would be a bold and fascinating choice. </div><div><br /></div><div>Obama met with vanquished presidential rival John McCain today. The argument has been made that McCain won't relish continuing to serve in a diminished state with an increasingly minority party in the senate. But it's hard to figure where he might <a href="http://threatswatch.org/rapidrecon/2008/11/secretary-of-defense-mccain-in/">fit</a> in the Team of Rivals, were Obama so inclined. Where do you put a flip-flopping Republican hawk who has declared a complete lack of respect for your experience and judgement along with a deep suspicion of your past associations, no matter how casual? Come to think of it, I guess you sit him right next to Hillary. </div><div><br /></div><div>I can see only one realpolitik argument for finding a spot for McCain in the administration. Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano is reportedly being considered for Attorney General. She would bring a fresh voice to Washington, and increase the cabinet's diversity at the same time. However, she is in line to run against McCain for his Arizona senate seat in 2010 and there is some doubt that the Democrats could find anyone else to mount a substantive challenge against him. It must be tempting to finish transitioning Arizona from red to blue (McCain only won 53.8% of the vote against Obama) with Napolitano snatching McCain's seat out from under him. So maybe you leave her where she's at and offer the AG spot to someone like Eric Holder, who led Obama's V.P. search committee.</div><div><br /></div><div>While attempting to predict the incoming administration is a bit of an old Washington chestnut, it makes for a more enjoyable parlor game than gathering around the television and watching the market fall on CNBC. Besides, it's the only game in town for the next couple of months. Unless you're putting together an over/under pool on how many more days until GM goes under.</div><div><br /></div><div>Hang on. How many cars does McCain own? That's right, <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/160091">thirteen</a>. </div><div><br /></div><div>Obama is said to be <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081113/pl_nm/us_usa_obama_autos">considering</a> naming "a point person to lead efforts to help the distressed auto industry return to health." It should obviously be someone who believes in the product. Someone experienced in deal-making. Preferably someone with a bit of a jingoist streak to keep him going through the dog days when he looks at the numbers and sees Japan is still kicking Detroit's ass. Someone who puts country first and would be willing to spend most of this winter in Michigan rather than by a babbling brook in Sedona, Arizona.</div><div><br /></div><div>The perfect choice to round out President Obama's Team of Rivals.</div><div><br /></div><div>Car Czar -- John McCain.</div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-40026555512976767802008-11-14T14:31:00.007-05:002008-11-14T20:57:12.847-05:00Every Little Thing Gonna Be All Right<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOf48mUQ6L2BetFbUy0LvBWnFoiga5wp6lxww2a80_EF6wB5scSg4cFGz_cQJ1hWqTKFW_MG7mxgyq8fXOvk030loWgafUOlCg2br0u5hk_EDDC-jwkwa61jgkkpH8SZre4qKWwn2_CLE/s1600-h/DSC_0058.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOf48mUQ6L2BetFbUy0LvBWnFoiga5wp6lxww2a80_EF6wB5scSg4cFGz_cQJ1hWqTKFW_MG7mxgyq8fXOvk030loWgafUOlCg2br0u5hk_EDDC-jwkwa61jgkkpH8SZre4qKWwn2_CLE/s400/DSC_0058.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268598578984793794" /></a>After some forty-eight years of deliberation, I am a married man. I have cliff-dived into the Caribbean Sea. Allen Iverson is a Detroit Piston. And Barack Obama is President of the United States.<div><br /></div><div>These are ways my life has changed since I last posted here.</div><div><br /></div><div>Let me get Iverson out of the way first -- we're talking about Basketball. Not life. Basketball. Basketball. (This should obviously be read aloud in the style of Iverson's infamous 2002 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI">rant</a> about practice.) Basketball is a frivolous thing and it should not consume one's spirit. Whether a group of twenty-five year old, mercenary millionaires who can dunk behind their heads from one city can outscore a similar group from some other city over any particular forty-eight minute period of time should really not hold sway over my emotional health. But it does. God help me, it really, really does. </div><div><br /></div><div>There is a very short list of future-hall-of-fame players whom I would not welcome to my beloved Pistons. AI sits atop that list. Not because of the tattoos. Or the doo-rags. Not because of the posse, or the brushes with the law or the above-mentioned aversion to practice. This isn't Hoosiers. I realize that. This is the National Basketball Association and its players are young, rich celebrities and I'm not their target market anymore. I get it. </div><div><br /></div><div>It's how he plays. My Pistons have had a unique personality over the past twenty years. They play tough, hard-nosed defense and rely on the concept of team rather than worshiping at the altar of David Stern and his insistence on turning the NBA into a high-priced, pay-per-view, indoor schoolyard league of role players standing around watching one or two superstars per team take turns utterly dominating the action. Stern and the NBA have managed this by eliminating defense entirely from professional basketball. Touch LeBron, it's a foul. Lay a hand on D-Wade, he's shooting free throws. It's absurd. The Pistons of the late eighties, the Bad Boys, as they were known, or the Chicago Bulls of Jordan and Pippen -- two teams that accounted for eight championships between 1989 and 1998, largely due to their suffocating defensive pressure -- wouldn't stand a chance in today's kinder, gentler NBA. </div><div><br /></div><div>The Pistons won the championship again in 2004, against all odds. They were a team, in the very best sense of the word. No one scored thirty points a game. No one graced multiple covers of Sports Illustrated or made Gatorade commercials. The closest thing they had to a superstar was Ben Wallace, an undersized center who, through hustle, hard work and force of will, made himself into one of the great defensive presences in league history. They surrounded him with intelligent, efficient, ego-free cast-offs from other teams and they proved, perhaps for the last time, that sometimes the sum really is greater than the parts. </div><div><br /></div><div>Well, Iverson is not a sum kind of guy. He's the ultimate part. He's a wondrous blur of motion, nearly impossible to defend one-on-one. He makes his defenders look like they're standing still. Trouble is, his teammates are standing still as well. Everyone stands around and watches Allen do whatever the hell he's going to do. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Either way, it's usually pretty amazing. But it's not basketball. Not the way I define basketball. And, until this past week, not the way the Pistons defined it, either.</div><div><br /></div><div>Whew, I feel better. Good to get that out and move on to real life.</div><div><br /></div><div>Did I mention I got married? Yes, my fiance, Karen, and I tied the knot on October 25th, after just over a year's engagement. Nothing substantive changed, other than the fact that I can stop using the word "fiance," which pleases me to no end. It always sounds to me like a South Hampton debutante introducing her boyfriend at her coming-out party. We've been living together for two years, dated for a year and a half before that. I mean, it's not like we were saving anything for our wedding night, if you know what I mean. </div><div><br /></div><div>We went to Jamaica for our honeymoon. We stayed in Negril, at the Rockhouse Hotel (pictured above). Now, I'm not a Caribbean vacation kind of guy. When someone comes back from St. Bart's and tells me they laid on a beach for a week and did nothing, my head wants to explode. Lying around and doing nothing is what you do when you're acutely depressed, not celebrating a 'til-death-do-us-part union, I don't care how nice the view. But a croissant and latte costs about twenty bucks, American, on the Boulevard St. Germain these days, so I agreed to spend a few days in the Islands. Truth be told, a little down time sounded pretty good, what with the wedding and the election and all.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jamaica was wonderful. The hotel was spectacular -- each room is a separate hut, very well-appointed, sitting on the edge of a thirty-foot cliff above the Caribbean. You get up every morning, walk out to your patio, take a sip of the Blue Mountain coffee waiting for you on the table, and jump off the cliff into the warm, placid waters below. I'm just saying, it beats morning drive-time radio. The food is great, especially if you like hot, which I do. They'll put jerk on anything. I'll bet you could get jerk jalapeno peppers if you asked. </div><div><br /></div><div>And the people are awesome -- warm, laid-back, cheerful. We spent a fair amount of time with Clive Gordon, who owns Clive's Transport Service. Negril is about ninety minutes from the nearest airport at Montego Bay and Clive was our driver, so we had plenty of time to chat. I asked him if Jamaicans were truly this friendly all of the time, or if it was just an act for the tourists. He said, "Well, we're pretty much high on weed most of the time, so, no, it's not an act. Everybody's happy, mon." </div><div><br /></div><div>Maybe, maybe not. Once you get away from the hotels and the beach, it's a desperately poor country. Most of the houses we passed were shacks with no glass in the windows, no electricity, no running water and tin sheets for roofs. Their slums make our urban projects look like gated communities. </div><div><br /></div><div>Everyone we met was fascinated with the U.S. election. More specifically, they were enamored of Obama. It was an odd feeling, to be in a foreign country and not feel shame, on some level, for what America has become. The past eight years have run roughshod over our image abroad. I've been in Spain, France, Italy, Ireland -- there's a palpable distance between where we were and how we were viewed before Bush took office and where we have moved since. I'm not saying Western Europeans hate us -- they don't. I think they look at us more with a disappointed bewilderment. How could we have let this happen? Twice.</div><div><br /></div><div>I didn't feel that in Jamaica this time. Even though we were there the week before the election, there was a sense that a page has been turned. Although the Bush years illustrated just how dangerous America going rogue can be, the nomination and probable election of Barack Obama reminded us all of why so much of the rest of the world looks to America as a symbol of the possibilities of dreams. Every Jamaican I met wanted to talk about Obama and how we got to this point. There was a sort of a feel of kinship, that we could once again start to work together, as a global community, to try and solve the truly terrifying challenges that lie ahead.</div><div><br /></div><div>One story that drove that home for me. Clive was telling us that, before he opened his taxi service, he was a teacher. For twenty years he taught high school in the town of Lucea. Teachers aren't well-paid in Jamaica. He was driving a cab at night to supplement his income. One evening he dropped off some guests at the Rockhouse Hotel, the same place he was taking us. The registration desk sits separate from the hotel, in a small hut at the end of the entrance driveway. As he unloaded his guests' bags, he recognized the young woman working at the registration desk. She was one of his students from several years before. They got to talking and she told him life was good -- she'd been at the Rockhouse for a couple of years now. She mentioned how much she was getting paid. It was considerably more than Clive was making as a teacher after twenty years. </div><div><br /></div><div>The story reminded me of my past. I moved to New York after graduating college with my English degree and paucity of job offers and took up bartending. The tips were great, the drinks were free and the girls were pretty. I remained in the bar business for over a decade. I might still be pouring drinks for a living if I could put down a bottle of Absolut before it was empty. I promise you I was making more when I quit than any high school teacher in the city. But working for tips is a hard way to earn a living. It ages you. I looked in the mirror sometime after I turned thirty and was sure of only one thing -- I didn't want to be doing the same thing when I hit forty. So I headed to DC in search of honest work. Which I found, more or less. But that's another story.</div><div><br /></div><div>My point is, in terms of the way we value our teachers, America is no different than a third world nation like Jamaica. Where's the incentive to mold the minds and spirits of our children when you can make five times the money waiting tables? Or one hundred times the money as a junior broker? </div><div><br /></div><div>Obama talks about changing that. He reminds us of JFK and the Peace Corps. Of paying back the opportunities we've been given just by the virtue of being American. National service is back in fashion, at least talking about it is. </div><div><br /></div><div>I think that's part of what I was sensing in Jamaica. For better or worse, less fortunate nations look to America for help, for inspiration, for hope. Those qualities have been in pretty short supply these past eight years. The Obama candidacy is, above all else, a symbol of the promise of what we can be, at home and around the world. </div><div><br /></div><div>I hope so, anyway. I've lost about half my net worth this fall. If things don't turn around quick, I might call up Clive down in Negril and ask him to FedEx me up about a half-pound of Monkey Skunk. I'll lock the door, fire up a big fat one and put on some Bob Marley:</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Don't worry about a thing,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">cause every little thing gonna be all right.</span></div><div><br /></div><div>I actually believe that, sort of. A good thing, too, because I don't smoke. Maybe it's the impending Obama presidency. He seems a remarkably charismatic and inspirational leader. Good for him -- he'll need all of his powers to lead us out of this mess.</div><div><br /></div><div>But my guess is, it's not Bob Marley, or the fact that the Pistons have started out 6-2, or the trip to Jamaica, or even Obama's victory. All those are reasons for good cheer but they're not the main thing.</div><div><br /></div><div>Then main reason I'm in a good mood is Karen.</div><div><br /></div><div>Everyone was right. Married really is better. </div><div><script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script><br /><script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-91461499458362893452008-09-30T15:25:00.005-04:002008-09-30T16:39:48.532-04:00Poor America<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>One debate down, two to go. (I don't count Biden-Palin. That's not a debate, that's vaudeville.) Last week's first Obama-McCain debate was scheduled to cover foreign policy yet was dropped surreally into the middle of the nation's most pressing economic crisis since 1929. I don't mean to suggest they should have switched topics but let's just say that Waziristan has never seemed farther away than it did last week while watching the Dow do its impression of a lead balloon.<div><br /></div><div>McCain accused Obama of going through the entire debate without uttering the word, "victory." Obama rebutted that McCain never used the phrase, "middle-class." Both accurate points that, I suppose, say something about both campaigns and to whom they're speaking. </div><div><br /></div><div>Here's a word I haven't heard either of them say in quite some time: </div><div><br /></div><div>Poverty.</div><div><br /></div><div>According to McClatchy Newspapers and the lastest census <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003589318_poverty26.html">figures</a> (2005), there are now thirty-seven million Americans living below the poverty line of $20,000 per year for a family of four, which is a thirty-two year high. Forty-three percent of those, or sixteen million, Americans live in extreme, or deep, poverty. Deep poverty is defined as a family of four making less than $9,903 per year, or half the amount of those living in your basic, run-of-the-mill, common everyday poverty. The total of Americans living in deep poverty grew twenty-six percent from 2000-2005. </div><div><br /></div><div>Think about supporting a family of four on ten grand a year. That's $200 a week. $50 a head. </div><div><br /></div><div>$50 a week to cover the cost of a life in the world's richest country. Where a Venti Latte at Starbucks costs $4. You do the math.</div><div><br /></div><div>Now, I'm no expert on monetary policy -- I buy a lottery ticket twice a week -- but I don't think $50 a week can get it done. </div><div><br /></div><div>We're facing economic Armageddon, or something approximating it. From what I understand, they're going to start making me pay cash in restaurants pretty quick here. Businesses, small and large, will be forced to close if they are unable to obtain the credit necessary to operate in today's economy. Which means a whole lot more people making under, not only $20,000 a year, but under $9,903 as well. </div><div><br /></div><div>Deep poverty.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'd like to hear the candidates talk to the impoverished. I know the reason they don't. Poor folks don't like to think of themselves as poor. They prefer to be called "working-class" or "lower-middle-class." Just as upper-middle-class people are quick to answer to "rich." It's a big downer for everyone to consider the deprivations and hardships of being really, really poor. It's difficult to sell the American Dream in Paragraph One and pivot to $50 a week in Paragraph Five. Nobody wants to think about being poor. It was Reagan's genius that he sold the fantasy that anyone could be rich to a bunch of poor bastards that had no chance, nada, of every sniffing the inside of a Mercedes. Twice. </div><div><br /></div><div>But there's at least a reasonable chance that a whole bunch more of us are going to join the thirty-seven million Americans currently living in poverty. The McClatchy analysis determined that fifty-eight percent of Americans will spend at least one year of their life in poverty. One in three will succumb to deep poverty. To quote Mark Rank, a professor of social welfare at Washington University in St. Louis:</div><div><br /></div><div><blockquote><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">"It would appear that for most Americans the question is no longer if, but rather when, they will experience poverty. In short, poverty has become a routine and unfortunate part of the American life course."</span></blockquote></div><div><br /></div><div>I'd like the candidates to address this catastrophic statistic in their next debate. Not on their websites. Not in a stump speech. On national television, in front of tens of millions of Americans, many of whom, I'm sorry to say, are not middle-class. They're poor. They're not worried about their kids going to college, or retiring with dignity. They're fighting to stay alive.</div><div><br /></div><div>And that number is growing. </div><div><br /></div><div>Now, if you'll excuse me, the MegaMillions jackpot is $32 million tonite. I gotta run.</div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-27372662691020243292008-09-16T16:39:00.003-04:002008-09-16T19:37:05.525-04:00Down and Dirty<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>The Dow dropped some five hundred points on Monday, losing 4.4% of its value between breakfast and high tea. Lehman Brothers declared bankruptcy, Merrill Lynch was snatched up by Bank of America and American International Group teetered on the brink of collapse. Contrary to John McCain's initial reaction, the very fundamentals of our economy (the mortgage market, access to credit, pension holdings) were being buffeted by the winds of deregulation.<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>Thank God.</div><div><br /></div><div>Yeah, my net worth fell from inconsequential to piddling yesterday but, as I often tell myself, it's only money. I lost a pretty penny but, on the flip side of that coin, many people went all day without mentioning the name of Sarah Palin.</div><div><br /></div><div>That has to be worth something.</div><div><br /></div><div>The Wall Street story allowed the Obama campaign to focus on what this election needs to be about if he is to emerge victorious -- how failed Republican policies have created a nation that is considerably worse off than it was when the Clintons left office in 2000. McCain applied the shovel to his own grave by first declaring our economy "fundamentally sound," before his handlers pushed him back out in front of cameras several hours later to muddle through a stack of cue cards explaining that, by "fundamentals," he meant the American workers, their work ethic and their values. Which was, of course, nonsense. Ridiculous. A blatant lie. </div><div><br /></div><div>I've been of the opinion since McCain reacted so rashly to the spectacle of the Democratic Convention by plucking Palin from out of her tanning bed in the Great White North that the choice's bounce would have a short shelf-life. He's too old, too Republican and too disinterested in domestic policy (especially economics) to get away with choosing a running mate who addresses none of his weaknesses and speaks to few Independents. Throw in the near daily dose of Palin Drama -- pregnant daughter, Trooper Gate, the Bridge to Nowhere fiasco, her predictably erratic performance in her first major interview, her husband's history as an Alaskan secessionist, book banning, librarian firing, classmate hiring, etcetera, etcetera -- and the shine is coming off the Republican ticket before our very eyes. I'm guessing November 4th looks a long way off to Team McCain right about now.</div><div><br /></div><div>Speaking of the Bridge to Nowhere, her version of the story is as close to the truth as their campaign has come on an issue since their hook-up. She claims she said, "Thanks but no thanks." Well . . . almost. What she really said was, "Thanks" and then, much later, "No thanks." By Team McCain standards, that makes her George Washington.</div><div><br /></div><div>As for Obama, his brand has been losing its luster as well. What started out as a pledge for a different kind of campaign has been inexorably dragged backwards towards the swamp of politics-as-usual. He campaigned on the promise to accept public funding, thereby leading the charge to cleanse our electoral process of the influence of special interests, but he was ultimately unable to resist the lure of the huge financial advantage his fund-raising machine represented over the Republicans. He initially agreed, in general terms, to a series of town-hall meetings with McCain only to flip-flop when he took a healthy lead in the early polls and was reminded of the old political rule that the leader debates as seldom as he can possibly get away with. </div><div><br /></div><div>For most politicians, these would be minor infractions. After all, the game has been played this way forever. Money is speech, we have a constitutional right to Free Speech, so collect as much money as possible, from whatever sources are available. And never play to an opponent's strengths if it can be avoided. McCain has always been a one trick campaign pony -- town hall meetings. So, the conventional wisdom was, don't debate him using the town hall forum.</div><div><br /></div><div>But Obama hasn't been selling himself as a conventional politician. What made him special was his ability to inspire a belief in a new kind of politics. Every time he resorts to politics-as-usual he cheapens his brand. And every opportunity McCain has to accuse him of being afraid to go in front of the people with him is an opportunity lost for Obama to convince undecided voters that he is someone they can feel comfortable voting for. </div><div><br /></div><div>It's a tricky problem. While he might very well be able to govern with a new style of politics, it's proving very difficult to get elected with them. When McCain manages to force Obama to waste time and money defending himself against scurrilous attacks and outright lies, McCain doubles his winnings. He wins not only because Obama is thrown off his message that McCain is out of touch and is offering no real solutions, but also because Obama seems a little less special each time he engages in gutbucket politics. And, on the other hand, if Obama chooses not to rise to the bait, he comes across as weak, unwilling to fight for himself. And if he's unwilling to defend himself, how can we expect him to defend the American people. Like I said, it's a tricky problem.</div><div><br /></div><div>McCain faces some of the same challenges. McCain has spent years railing against Beltway politics and nasty campaigning. Yet, when presented with the opportunity to carry his party's banner, he dropped those vaunted principles of his faster than he dropped his first wife. When he realized he was going to have to go negative to stand any chance whatsoever, he replaced Terry Nelson with Steve Schmidt and saved a seat in the back of the Straight Talk Express for Schmidt's mentor, Karl Rove. He agonized over throwing his lifelong ideal of honor off the back of the bus for about a second and a half.</div><div><br /></div><div>The difference is, Republicans can win with lies. They're comfortable getting down and dirty. They've been doing it since Lee Atwater. Hell, since Pat Buchanan. Republicans talk about the high road and idealism and leaving the world a better place for our kids. But they don't mean it. You aren't serious about improving the next generation's lot in life if you are borrowing money hand over fist against their future. You're not serious if you are unwilling to admit that the country's infrastructure is crumbling and that it's going to take hugh sums to repair it. Sums that will require more than cutting earmarks and eliminating wasteful government programs. Goods and services cost money. The only way to raise that money is to raise taxes. Which the Republicans are unwilling to admit. (Note I didn't say they're unwilling to do. They'll do it. They just won't admit it.) You're not serious about leaving the world a better place if you deny the causes and effects of global warming and refuse to consider environmental, energy and transportation policies that are necessary to combat climate change.</div><div><br /></div><div>Obama started out this campaign almost two years ago and has been trying to stick to the high road ever since. He was mostly successful in the Democratic primaries because he was running against, well, Democrats. There is a bar below which, for the most part, Democrats will not crawl. Let's call it common decency. </div><div><br /></div><div>But now we're in the general election and it's Obama against the Republicans. He's been slogging along the high road, dodging McCain mudballs and slowly losing his lead. Last week he came to a bend in the road. He rounded the turn and pulled up short. He was met with Lipstick on a Pig and Comprehensive Sex Education for Kindergarteners. Behind which, the high road had vanished. It had crumbled and collapsed as surely as the bridges and roadways across America under the strain of Republican economic policy. It had become the Road to Nowhere.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, Obama no longer has a choice. McCain has forced him to finish the journey on the low road. It was a noble experiment, this New Politics, but it's not for winning elections. Time to take the gloves off. Hopefully, Obama can put them back on when it comes time to govern.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-51107908403816411232008-09-05T01:53:00.005-04:002008-09-05T14:41:29.994-04:00I Tried<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>Every four years I promise myself I'm going to make it through an entire Republican Convention. Four nights, five-six hours each night . . . no big deal, right? I do it happily for the Democrats. From gavel to gavel, from invocation to acceptance, I am always interested and often thrilled by the spectacle of my party making sausage. If for no other reason than civic duty, I feel I should be able to do the same on the Republican side.<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>But I can't. Every four years I fail miserably. I generally make it through all of Monday night, albeit with a splitting headache. By 9:00 pm Tuesday, however, the country music and chants of USA! and Drill Now! (or that year's convention's equivalent rants) are beginning to chip away at my resolve. I call it quits a couple of hours early, but I'm able to convince myself I captured the gist of the night's message. Besides, I'm TiVo-ing. I'll catch up tomorrow. Remember back in college when you had a three hour lecture class and you would cut out at the break to meet your buddies down at the pub, figuring you'd copy the notes of the girl who sat behind you next week? It's like that. On Wednesday, I watch the Veep nominee's speech, turn off the TV and have a fight with my girlfriend. Because, by this point, I feel like someone has been striking me in the middle of my forehead with a ballpeen hammer for 72 hours. Thursday night I manage to last through about ten minutes of the Republican nominee's speech playing in the background as I stare blankly at the ceiling before I throw a bottle through the television screen. </div><div><br /></div><div>Every four years.</div><div><br /></div><div>This week was the same, only worse. I've been watching these things since 1972 and the Republican Convention that ended last night was the most disingenuous, hypocritical, mean-spirited, race-baiting, classist (I'd add sexist but the Republicans have nominated an ex-beauty contest winner and Miss Congeniality for their runner-up spot, so they have necessarily had to soft peddle their usual little-woman condescension) celebration of the dark side of America's ruling class that I have as yet had the pleasure of violently pre-empting before the balloons fell.</div><div><br /></div><div>They <a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/09/the-fight-over.html">sneered</a> at the concept of community organizing. They clamored for change with a straight face, as though by not mentioning Bush's name we will forget who has been carrying this hellbound hand basket for the past eight years. They accused their opponents of being elitist and out-of-touch while their nominee's wife had the gall to show up on stage wearing <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/online/politics/2008/09/cindy-mccains-300000-outfit.html">$300,000</a> worth of runway clothes and jewels. </div><div><br /></div><div>I am, for the most part, happy to debate the relative merits of the progressive agenda against the conservative platform. Point of fact, I spend a fair amount of each day engaged just so. But I need a short break here. If you can picture yourself walking into the voting booth and pulling the lever for McCain-Palin after having watched both parties present their cases these past two weeks, well . . . I've got nothing. Go to <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/">TPM</a> or <a href="http://dailykos.com/">Kos</a> or <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/">Huffington Post</a> and browse the literally thousands of posts which delineate the Republican's mendacity and absolute dearth of fresh ideas or innovative policies. </div><div><br /></div><div>If that sounds like a cop out on my part, so be it. But it's hard duty, trying to put yourself in the shoes of an enthusiastic Republican conventioneer. Walk a mile? Hell, I can't get the things laced up. I'm beat. I'm tired and, worse than that, I feel dirty. I feel like I need a long, hot shower. No, come to think of it, a shower won't get it done. I need to take a few days and travel to a spring-fed mountain lake. I will bathe naked in its cold, clear waters and commune with nature. I will meditate on the question of good versus evil. I shall observe a vow of silence. </div><div><br /></div><div>And then I'll drive back Sunday night ready to re-enter the fray. By which time, I might add, I fully expect this silly Palin fervor to have broken. If Obama loses, it won't be because the Republicans picked a right-wing, creationist, abortion-abolishing nut who hasn't yet formulated an opinion on the Iraq War as their vice presidential candidate. The race is about Obama and McCain and, after the past two weeks, it still looks like a mismatch to me.</div><div><br /></div><div>McCain should lose, if for no other reason than he is the worst speaker I have ever heard at this level of politics. I thought W was bad? Shoot, Bush is John Barrymore next to McCain. It seems to me that the bare minimum qualification for being handed the world's tallest soapbox should be the ability to use a teleprompter. The thought of watching McCain address the nation for the next four years, his gaze locked on the cue cards like a rat eyeballing a piece of cheese in a trap, ignoring pauses and stepping on applause lines, declaring wars and cutting taxes while the deficit continues to skyrocket and <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601082&sid=aAouw4NZSHH4&refer=canada">ice shelves</a> the size of Manhattan tumble into the Arctic seas is either too depressing or too terrifying for me to contemplate right now. Maybe both. </div><div><br /></div><div>I'll be at the lake if you need me.</div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-5720654993210025422008-09-02T13:32:00.003-04:002008-09-02T14:51:19.224-04:00"It's Sarah, Senator."<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>Rrrrrring!<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>"Hello."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Governor, Senator McCain is on the line."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Awesome. Put him through."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Sandra, it's John McCain. I hope I didn't wake you."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Um, no, I was just putting up some walrus meat. Where does the day go, right? Well, you know what they say, there's only twenty-two hours of light in a day. And it's Sarah, actually."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Beg pardon?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"My name is Sarah, not Sandra."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Oh, right. My bad. Look, I'll get right to the point. I just finished watching Obama in Denver and, I don't mind telling you, I'm a little worried. For whatever reason, people don't seem to be seeing through his messiah act. First reactions are coming in on the convention and I expect he'll see a pretty good bounce. We need to shake things up here."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Er, well, I didn't really watch . . . the baby keeps me pretty busy these days."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Sure, sure. Well, trust me, our country is in grave danger. And I believe that I'm the one to save us. But I'll need your help. What would you say to running with me?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"Running with you? Why, sure, that sounds fun. I'm quite the runner, actually. I finished Humpy's Marathon back in 2005 in under four hours! How far do you usually go?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"I don't run, my friend. I don't run. When most people were taking up jogging, I was locked in a room, without a table, for five and a half years."</div><div><br /></div><div>"I'm sorry, Senator. That was insensitive of me."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Don't worry about it, kid. I like your spunk. I'm not talking about jogging, I'm talking about running as my vice-presidential candidate. Would you do that?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"Jeez, I'm shocked. You could knock me over with a penguin feather, Senator. Do you really think I'm qualified?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"Huh? Qualified? Listen, Sandy, if I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, the vice president has two jobs: to attend state funerals and to inquire after the health of the president. Can you do that?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"Absolutely. I've got the cutest fox stole I pull out on formal occasions."</div><div><br /></div><div>"I'm afraid you're going to have to leave the furs in Alaska, Governor. They don't play down here in DC with the liberal media. Let me ask you, what's your position on the Iraq War?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"To tell you the truth, Senator, I don't really have one. We're pretty independent up here, sir. We don't pay much attention to the outside world. To us, you're all pretty much snowbirds."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Independent. I like that. Anything else I should know?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"Well, I should mention, we're having a spot of trouble with Bristol. . . "</div><div><br /></div><div>"Pistols? Don't you worry about the gun issue, Governor. I used to tussle with the NRA, but I've come around to their side these past few months. Gun owners have no stronger friend than Senator John McCain and I think your position as a sportswoman can only help the ticket. You know, pacify the base, shut their yaps for just one goddamn minute. No, this is feeling right to me. You know, Sandy, I've always been a shoot-from-the-hip kind of guy. My gut told me 'Joe,' but my base told me, 'no.'" OK, then, we move on. But it's got to be outside the box. If I play it safe, this race will be The Death of a Thousand Cuts. Which I know a little about, after spending five and a half years in a real box. So we'll change the game. This is the first maverick move I've made since I won the nomination. I'm back, baby!"</div><div><br /></div><div>"Not 'pistols,' Senator, Bristol. My seventeen year old daughter just told us she's five months pregnant. Now we have to plan a wedding, and quick. Good thing I own a shotgun, right, sir? No telling what that boy of hers would have done."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Listen, family is sacred. I learned that back in '98 when I told that little joke about Chelsea Clinton at a fund-raiser. Have you heard it?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"No, how does it go?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"I don't know. Why?"</div><div><br /></div><div>"Because her father is Janet Reno. Get it? 'Course, it was much funnier back then. She was a mighty plain eighteen year-old, don't you think? Anyway, I took eight kinds of hell for that one. Obambi won't dare use your daughter against us."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Uh, OK, Senator, if you say so. Just one last thing -- I wanted to mention that I'm being investigated . . ."</div><div><br /></div><div>"That's fine, Governor, just fine. It's been good talking to you. I had a strong feeling about you the other time we talked. What was it, six months ago? Now I'm even more sure this is the way to go. My people will be in touch. Good night, Sandra."</div><div><br /></div><div>"It's Sarah, Senator. I'll be. . ."</div><div><br /></div><div>Click.</div><div><br /></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-40231796156982829142008-08-28T13:49:00.004-04:002008-08-28T17:35:38.818-04:00How Good Is Obama?<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>To call the Democratic National Convention conflicted would not do it justice -- it's positively bi-polar. Dems have spent the first three days alternating between celebration and hand-wringing. More time and energy is being spent dissecting the Clintons' role in the current state of Obama's campaign than in figuring out how to beat John McCain.<div><br /></div><div>I can't think of a time when the passing of the standard bearer's torch from one generation to the next has been so fraught with drama. The media, like a pack of hyenas after a wounded wildebeest, has latched onto the story, circling ever tighter, closing in on the idea that perhaps the Clintons won't deliver her constituency, worrying it and gnawing at its twitching carcass until the bones are picked clean. Political operative after pundit after elected official is lined up and asked, "What will Hillary/Bill say?" They are asked this serially, one after the other, for hours on end. A typical MSNBC night of coverage is three hours of guessing, exactly two speeches, and three hours of analysis. The most fun speech so far -- Dennis Kucinich's six-minute, crazed-but-yet-somehow-the-most-rational-argument-against-the-current-administration-made-to-date <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4EN7ibO1ec">rant</a> that borrowed equally in delivery style from Mick Jagger and Adolf Hitler -- was ignored. Montana governor Brian Schweitzer gave a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8iatxuU3OU">barn burner</a> in the midst of a hoedown that has been depressingly free of pyrotechnics. MSNBC chose to talk over it while training the camera on Bill Clinton as he gazed out over the hall, mouth agape, in as unflattering an image as any Clinton-hater could dream of. John Kerry, the 2004 nominee, rated about ninety seconds of air time as he took aim at the Republicans before they hustled us back to hear what the Gene Robinsons and the Dick Durbins thought the Clintons might do.<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script></div><div><br /></div><div>There are a number of reasons for this. The Clintons are not really a full generation ahead of Obama. It seems like only yesterday when Bill was considered the future of the party and was drawing his own comparisons to JFK. They have not, nor, I suppose, should they have, accepted the role of elder states persons. Hillary is every bit the force Obama is -- the coin just came up tails this time. Bad luck for her. And, for whatever the reasons, many still wonder whether there is a there in Obamaland. He hasn't exactly set the world on fire since the end of the primaries. Driven home by the Republicans' quite brilliant Brittney Spears/Paris Hilton ads, the question of whether Obama has the heft to lead is hovering over the Democratic electorate like Hurricane Gustave bearing down on New Orleans.</div><div><br /></div><div>So the Dems have spent their time worrying in between the Clinton speeches which have, predictably, both hit their marks. At which point the Dems congratulate themselves on their embarrassment of riches while struggling with their deep-seated fear that they may have backed the wrong horse. It's this anxiety that leads Obama supporters to nitpick the Clintons' speeches -- especially Hillary's -- and complain that their support was insufficiently enthusiastic.</div><div><br /></div><div>Which is silly. The Clintons just had the rug yanked out from under them by Obama, the South Side Wunderkind. Their future was set. They had given their notices, forwarded their mail to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., and begun drawing org charts. This nomination was theirs. And then came Iowa and Mark Penn's plan and Super Tuesday. And now it isn't.</div><div><br /></div><div>To expect them to go above and beyond the level of dutiful, pro forma support for the hotshot that snatched Hillary's dream from her very grasp is, at best, unrealistic. That being said, one could argue that they did just that. Hillary's speech was gracious and partisan, if not particulary Obama-centric. Bill's was brilliant -- a reminder of what a superb politician he could be and an endorsement that he believed Obama shared the same abilities. They did enough.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's not their job to drag Hillary's supporters, kicking and screaming, into the booth to vote for the new guy. It's Obama's. It's like the former CEO of a company calling the current boss and recommending a friend for a position. The recommendation will get him in the door but he has to sell himself once in the room. If the new boss isn't comfortable with the guy applying for the job, he's not going to hire him, regardless of the recommendation.</div><div><br /></div><div>Plus, if I were Obama, I would find it a little demeaning to admit such a deep dependency on the Clinton's good will. Not only demeaning, but worrisome. If Team Obama is expecting the Clintons to carry their water, after what has transpired over the past year, well . . . let's just say I wouldn't expect those buckets to arrive filled to the brim, if I were them.</div><div><br /></div><div>Barack Obama has been hailed by many, myself included, as a political talent who comes along once in a generation, if that. Thanks primarily to his charisma and message of hope and change, there are more Democrats registered to vote in the upcoming election than ever before. There are eighteen million Democrats out there who voted for Hillary Clinton. Somewhere between twenty and fifty percent of them have expressed reservations about shifting their allegiance to Obama. Guys like Chuck Todd peg the precise demographic as white, rural, female Democrats, age thirty-five to forty-nine, with an income of under $50K. </div><div><br /></div><div>If the consummate Democrat of this generation can't convince that demographic to vote for him, what does that say?</div><div><br /></div><div>Maybe he's not all that consummate, after all.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-5038584454035476682008-08-25T15:40:00.009-04:002008-08-28T19:48:21.246-04:00Are We Really This Dumb?<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>Fred Crane died today, at the age of 90. He was the actor who played the role of Brent Tarleton in the 1939 classic, "Gone With The Wind." His character is remembered primarily for speaking the first lines of the film, "What do we care if we were expelled from college, Scarlett? The war is going to start any day now, so we'd have left college anyhow."<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>I've often remembered that line as I've winced over George Bush's many gaffes and policy blunders. Bush was a shining example of the "Gentleman's C" at Yale. Having gained entry thanks to his legacy status (his father and grandfather were both Elis), he obviously didn't feel pressed to exert himself in the classroom. As the family name opened doors in New Haven for W., so would they open doors in the world of business and politics to follow.</div><div><br /></div><div>And now we're presented with John McCain as a candidate for president. McCain's father and grandfather were both admirals in the U.S. Navy and, like Bush, he cashed in on his legacy status and followed them to the Naval Academy. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he, also like Bush, didn't exactly apply himself to his studies -- he finished ranked 894th in his class of 899 cadets. Like President Bush, McCain is comfortable with his academic performance, capable of <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/15/john-mccain-admitted-to-r_n_112920.html">joking</a> about it on the campaign trail. </div><div><br /></div><div>Which is fine, I suppose. History is certainly replete with examples of men and women who have gone on to great successes after indifferent academic careers. But what's troubling is the thin, sneering veneer of condescension that the Republicans use so predictably every four years to smear their opponent as an elitist intellectual, as if being smart is a bad thing. Troubling, not so much because they do it, but rather, that it works. </div><div><br /></div><div>I've been watching for some time now, and I'm pretty sure America is getting stupider. Presidential politics aside, the lowest common denominator grows lower and commoner by the year. In 2007, a <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/19/national/main3520163.shtml">study</a> by the National Endowment for the Arts found that Americans between the ages of 15 and 24 averaged two hours a day watching TV and only seven minutes each day reading. In 2002, only 52 percent of Americans read a single book voluntarily, down from a whopping 59 percent in 1992. </div><div><br /></div><div>Television is not exempt. Always the cotton candy of popular media, today's prime-time fare has regressed to where it's positively drool-inducing. "Your Show of Shows" "The Honeymooners" and "All In The Family" -- all smart, topical and popular shows of previous generations -- have been replaced by the current hits, "American Idol" "Deal Or No Deal" and "24" -- all dumb, fantastical and, yes, wildly popular.</div><div><br /></div><div>And cinema's no better. It has now completely surrendered to an audience still dreaming of obtaining their first driver's license. Now, this is not scientific. I'd research the exact numbers but it's too painful -- like watching Larry Bird steal Isiah Thomas' inbounds pass for the seven millionth time. But, basically, a third of all tickets in this country are sold to films made by Pixar, a third are sold to variations of a romantic comedy starring Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey (or, if they're busy, Cameron Diaz and . . . oh, pick one), and a third are sold to Batman and other movies based on comic books.</div><div><br /></div><div>The last type is the worst. Not because comics are inherently inferior to bubble gum romance or Disney on steroids. The problem is, somewhere along the road these superhero movies started to be taken seriously. And not just as works of art but as socio-political statements. </div><div><br /></div><div>"The Dark Knight," the latest, and most commercially successful, installment in the Batman franchise, has sold around a half a billion dollars in tickets to date. It has been been written about ad nauseum -- reviewed and deconstructed in every magazine, newspaper and blog this side of the Wall Street Journal.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oops, scratch that. The Wall Street Journal did, indeed weigh in. On July 25th, Andrew Klavan wrote the single most preposterous <a href="http://online.wsj.com/public/article_print/SB121694247343482821.html">review</a> I have ever read. It's not that he makes the comparison between Batman and George Bush, or "The Dark Knight" and the war on terror. Those are obvious metaphors that even the director, Christopher Nolan, cryptically <a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20215252,00.html">concedes</a> were intentional. </div><div><br /></div><div>But Klavan goes off the deep end when he argues that the film should be a call to arms for conservative artists in their battle against the left-wing "realism." He says,</div><div><br /></div><div><blockquote>"Why is it then that left-wingers feel free to make their films direct and realistic, whereas Hollywood conservatives have to put on a mask in order to speak what they know to be the truth? Why is it, indeed, that the conservative values that power our defense -- values like morality, faith, self-sacrifice and the nobility of fighting for the right -- only appear in fantasy or comic-inspired films like "200," "Lord of the Rings," "Narnia," "Spiderman 3" and now "The Dark Knight."</blockquote></div><div><br /></div><div>and,</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div></div><blockquote><div>"Leftists frequently complain that right-wing morality is simplistic. Morality is relative, they say; nuanced, complex. They're wrong, of course, even on their own terms."</div><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div>and,</div><div><br /></div><div><blockquote>"The true complexity arises when we must defend these values in a world that does not universally embrace them -- when we reach the place where we must be intolerant in order to defend tolerance, or unkind in order to defend kindness, or hateful in order to defend what we love."</blockquote></div><div><br /></div><div>and finally,</div><div><br /></div><div></div><blockquote><div>"As Gary Oldman's Commissioner Gorden says of the hated and hunted Batman, 'He has to run away -- because we have to chase him.'</div><div><br /></div><div>"That's real moral complexity."</div></blockquote><div></div><div><br /></div><div>No, that's really dumb. It's why we've lost over 4,000 men and women in Iraq. It's why in Britain, our closest ally left in the world, 35 percent of the people now <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/2049487/Barack-Obama-wins-over-anti-Bush-Britain-US-election-2008.html">consider</a> us a "force for evil." (That's not Iran or Iraq, folks, that's frigging ENGLAND.) It's why offshore drilling for oil is even a campaign issue.</div><div><br /></div><div>America likes to keep it simple, stupid. At the Saddleback <a href="http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0808/16/se.02.html">Forum</a>, Pastor Rick Warren asked Barack Obama if evil exists and, if so, should we ignore it, negotiate with it, contain it or defeat it? Obama gave one of his typically nuanced answers, metaphorically conceding that he wasn't God and that evil would always exist. The best we can hope to do is act as soldiers in the battle against it and confront it with humility, as often evil has been perpetrated in the name of confronting it. That's a nice, subtle way of injecting the atrocities of the Bush administration's war -- Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo Bay, Extreme Renditions, Black Site Prisons -- into the conversation without getting down on the ground and rolling around in the mud. It was classic Obama, love it or hate it.</div><div><br /></div><div>When his turn to answer came, John McCain replied, steely-eyed, "Defeat it," and promised to pursue bin Laden to "the gates of hell." The crowd went crazy.</div><div><br /></div><div>It was like being at the theatre, watching "The Dark Knight." The Joker would pull some strings and the entire Gotham police department would rush to his proposed target, only to discover he was playing them. At which point, they'd pivot and rush, en masse, to the next potential catastrophe. It reminded me of nothing so much as a soccer game among eight year-olds.</div><div> <br /></div><div>And it made me tired. My problem with "The Dark Knight" wasn't conservative vs. liberal. My problem was that, ultimately, it was dumb. It was often incoherent and it went on way too long. After awhile, the explosions and special effects lost their ability to shock and awe. I became unwilling, finally, to suspend my disbelief. I spent the last half-hour waiting for the credits to appear.</div><div><br /></div><div>Come to think of it, it did resemble the Bush administration after all.</div><div><br /></div><div>So that's where we're at. Batman's our foreign policy model and another cowboy's running for president. Are we getting dumber? Stay tuned. <br /></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-29915709339728186882008-07-29T16:08:00.008-04:002008-08-01T14:00:40.434-04:00Obama's Margin<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>What's it going to take to push Obama over the 50 percent mark?<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>He just completed a tour of the Middle East and Europe and was welcomed throughout as a conqueror, a liberator, as a breath of fresh . . . well, he wasn't George Bush. And that was good enough. Jordan's King Abdullah personally chauffeured Obama from dinner to O-Force One. Sarkozy all but filled out an absentee ballot in making his preferences known for the upcoming election. 200,000 Germans waved American flags at Berlin's Victory Column as he assured them that this is their time as well as ours.</div><div><br /></div><div>Back in the states, Team McCain stewed. They bemoaned the press's love affair with all things Obama. They countered video of Barack's triumphal <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD_06k32-BM">speech</a> in Berlin with footage of McCain taking questions at -- it might have been the <a href="http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/stumper/archive/2008/07/23/with-mccain-scenes-from-a-bethlehem-grocery-store.aspx">Piggly Wiggly</a>, I'm not sure -- in Bethlehem. That's Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, not the one with the manger. They ran ads claiming Obama would rather lose the war than the election and would rather work out than visit wounded troops. Patently absurd but, hey, the Straight Talk Express ain't what it used to be, is it? Basically, they ceded a two-week news cycle to their opponent and were reduced to nitpicking his performance as he tap danced across the world stage, winning friends and influencing people. It was like watching a bunch of old maids critique the swimsuit competition at the Miss America contest.</div><div><br /></div><div>So where's the bump? How can Obama create some space in this contest? </div><div><br /></div><div>I suppose he could choose a running mate -- beat McCain and the inevitable Romney to the punch. But it's not like his options are all that exciting, either. Here's a list of possibilities and why Obama hasn't snatched one up yet:</div><div><br /></div><div>Hillary -- too Clinton. Her Veep negatives poll as high as her positives.</div><div>Biden -- too Beltway.</div><div>Richardson -- too brown. Barack's got enough trouble trying to win working whites already.</div><div>Edwards -- too many kids.</div><div>Bayh -- supported the war.</div><div>Bloomberg -- too rich, sort of Republican.</div><div>Sibelius -- not Hillary.</div><div>Webb -- Tailhook.</div><div>Rendell -- unwilling second banana.</div><div><br /></div><div>There are more -- Virginia governor Tim Kaine, retired general Wesley Clark -- but no one who makes your heart skip a beat. Certainly no one who's going to push the polls.</div><div><br /></div><div>Which is the point, finally. Nobody votes on the vice president. Kaine, Rendell, Biden -- all fine choices but they're not going to help (or hurt) Obama's chances. Clinton <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">might</span> be a big enough name to throw some weight around but it's going to cut both ways.</div><div><br /></div><div>The only thing that's going to drive Obama over 50% is voter registration and turnout. Kids, African-Americans and Hispanics. He needs blacks to comprise at least 13% of the <a href="http://bloggingheads.tv/diavlogs/12840">total vote</a>, up from 11% in '04 and 10% in 'oo. Assuming at least 130 million vote ( a fair assumption, considering 120 million voted in the last election and registration is off the charts), that would mean around 17 million of them will be African Americans, up from around 13 million in '04. </div><div><br /></div><div>According to a New York Times/CBS News <a href="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/packages/pdf/politics/20080716_POLL.pdf">poll</a> taken on July 16, Obama is currently favored over McCain among blacks by a margin of 89-2. He leads among Hispanics 62-23. McCain holds a 46-37 advantage among whites. If Obama can hold, or improve upon, those margins, as well as continue to attract new voters to his campaign, he won't have to worry about those tricky "hard-working whites" that claim they don't know him yet. </div><div><br /></div><div>I'm not talking about all blue collar whites. It's the voters the Obama campaign is specifically targeting with its most recent <a href="http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/07/big_labor_targets_swing_states.php">mailer</a> that are problematic. The ones that are still asking questions like, "Does he wear a flag pin?" "Is he a Christian?" "Was he sworn in on the bible?" "Was he born in America?" That sort of nonsense. Sure, there are people out there who don't pay much attention to politics until election week, but I don't think they're the one's doing the asking. These questions are code for, "Do you really expect me to vote for a black man?" And while the answer to each question in the mailer is "Yes," the honest response to their ultimate question is "No, I guess I probably don't."</div><div><br /></div><div>The people-just-don't-know-him-yet argument won't fly anymore. Obama's been a front-page, prime-time story since at least January. I keep hearing about how Americans are much more comfortable with John McCain, that they just have a feel for how he'll perform as president that they don't have yet for the the new kid in town. Well, I'd be willing to bet the average man on the street could actually tell you more about Barack Obama than he could John McCain. That he was born in Hawaii and brought up in Indonesia. That he was raised by a single mom and his grandparents. That he was a community organizer in Chicago after law school. That he opposed the war. McCain? Take away the Hanoi Hilton and the Surge from his narrative and what do you have? I suspect 4 out of 5 voters couldn't identify a single biographical or legislative accomplishment of note. Of the other 20%, half would identify him as a maverick, campaign finance reformer and the other half would label him a flip-flopper. How can anyone honestly say they feel comfortable with who he is? He's pivoted 180 degrees since his last presidential run. Maverick? I don't think so. He's a guy with a temper who likes to tell dirty jokes. </div><div><br /></div><div>People are uncomfortable talking about the racial aspect of this election. There was much hope that Obama's Philadelphia speech in March would initiate a national dialogue which would begin to heal the scars of our racial divide. The enthusiasm lasted about a week before the discussion was dropped. Other than a half-hearted debate about whether Obama's Appalachian Problem was race-based as Hillary rolled him in Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia and Kentucky, the subject has not, for the most part, been revisited.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm not sure Obama can transcend race in this election. 75 percent of the voters in this country are white and less than 40 percent of them say they have a favorable impression of the African American candidate. I don't know what he can do to change their minds in the upcoming months. </div><div><br /></div><div>Fortunately for him, he might not have to. Each day the electorate seems to grow younger and more diverse as McCain appears older and less relevant. Obama may finally overcome the race obstacle, not by transcending it, but by overwhelming it. </div><div> </div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-17500631561919483682008-07-09T17:39:00.005-04:002008-07-09T22:09:54.910-04:00Tough Love<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>On Friday, we threw another birthday party for America. She turned 232. Not old, by imperial standards, but no longer a fresh-faced ingenue, either. She's a fully matured woman now, still capable of turning heads but she looks her best wearing makeup and heels with the lights down low.<div><br /></div><div>New York City's celebration seemed pretty sedate, at least by Big Apple standards. Certainly there was little of the spectacle of the two great July 4th's of my lifetime -- 1976's bicentennial, with it's tall ships sailing up the Hudson as New York prepared to host its first Democratic Convention in 52 years and celebrate their economic recovery from the previous year's near-bankruptcy, and 1986, when the Statue of Liberty turned 100 and Presidents Reagan and Mitterrand partied all weekend with the help of Frank Sinatra, Johnny Cash, 30,000 vessels in New York Harbor and the largest fireworks display in American history.</div><div><br /></div><div>No, it rained this year, fittingly. Not that precipitation was necessary to dampen the country's patriotic fervor. It's been a tough twenty-first century so far here in WORSP (that would be the World's Only Remaining Super-Power). As George Bush's reign of error inches towards a close, we have less for which to be thankful with each passing day. </div><div><br /></div><div>The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan drag on, although little notice is taken anymore. Mention of American casualties is rare and Iraqi casualties rarer. Pictures of our fallen soldiers are non-existent. Half-hearted arguments fizzle here and there, like a sparkler discarded at a picnic, as to whether the surge is actually working, but they're more for the sake of appearances than anything else. $100 fill-ups at the pump and a 5.5% unemployment rate have slowly and methodically sapped the country of the will to protest a war seen only on HBO and paid for by borrowing against our children's futures. Even the government we installed in Iraq is sick of us. Prime Minister al-Maliki presented us this week with a gift-wrapped demand to leave, the sooner the better, and the Bush/McCain response was, "No thanks, we're good."</div><div><br /></div><div>General Antonio Tagube, the messenger whom Bush sent to investigate the reported atrocities at Abu Ghraib and then promptly fired when Tagube informed him there was gambling taking place in the casino, made a noisy comeback as Independence Day approached. He hooked up with the Physicians for Human Rights on their <a href="http://brokenlives.info/?page_id=69">report</a> detailing the torture of prisoners by the American army and declared, "There is no longer any doubt as to whether the current administration has committed war crimes. The only question is whether those who ordered torture will be held to account." What's that you say? War crimes? It brought us halfway out of our Barcaloungers, where we were depressively trying to nap away the summer. But the concept of an entire administration being guilty to some degree of war crimes was too much for us to get our heads around so we filed it under "left-wing crazy," right next to the image of Dennis Kucinich reading articles of impeachment into the record of the House of Representatives. (The idea that Congress in its present construct would, or could, actually impeach a corrupt president is laughable. Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, admits she "would probably advocate" impeachment -- if she were not in the House. But, as it is, "the question of impeachment is something that would divide the country." There's some leadership for you.) So the Bush/Cheney train continues inexorably on down the tracks, running out the clock until they return to the private sector and cash in the chips they've been amassing for these past eight years. And our fitful slumber continued.</div><div><br /></div><div>Former Deputy Associate Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, Jason Burnett, <a href="http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080709/NEWS08/807090425/1025/NEWS01">accused</a> Vice President Cheney's staff of editing congressional testimony on the threats of global warming. Seems the veep wasn't happy with the conclusions drawn that climate change has human health consequences. "I'm not interested in pointing fingers at any individual," Burnett said, but (he might as well have added), "the guy I'm thinking of has a battery in his chest and I think he lives in a bunker." To which we yawned. That kind of penny-ante corruption barely survives a full news cycle these days.</div><div><br /></div><div>I know it's the 4th of July. I know it's a time to profess love of country, greatest experiment mankind has ever seen, blah, blah, blah. Trouble is, it's hard to perform on demand. And I'm just not feeling it.</div><div><br /></div><div>To borrow a time-worn analogy, if America was a woman with whom I was involved, our relationship would be on the rocks. She's like this big, beautiful, rich and powerful woman you brought home to meet the parents a couple of decades ago. She may have had a few skeletons rattling around the back of her closet -- genocide, slavery, sexism -- and your parents warned you to keep your eyes open, but you went ahead and took the plunge. She was just so damned sexy and she took care of you, besides. The toys kept rolling in and you continued trading up for better apartments. Sure, she drank a little too much and she could be a bit on the loud side. People whispered behind your backs that she was pushy. But you ignored them and concentrated on her good qualities. She could be generous to a fault when she was so inclined, she always did her best to help you get ahead and, most of all, she was never boring. </div><div><br /></div><div>But the relationship is troubled. As the years pass, it becomes more and more difficult to excuse her acting out. Finally, you wake up one morning after dragging her out of a party she had crashed after too many cocktails where she insulted the host, got in a fight with the guest of honor and refused to leave when asked. You look at her, passed out next to you in your king-size waterbed; all puffy and bloated, her greying roots showing beneath her dye job, skin dried and wrinkled from too many borrowed cigarettes and too much Caribbean sun. And you realize, as you watch her sleep those last few moments before she opens her bloodshot eyes, hung over and mad at the world, that maybe you don't love her all that much anymore. </div><div><br /></div><div>When you try to explain the situation to friends they ask, "Why don't you leave her?" And the truth is, maybe you should. But, when push comes to shove, you just can't bring yourself to walk out the door. Let's face it, you're no spring chicken yourself. All of your friends are her friends. They'd probably choose her and you'd be left to grow old, without the benefit of grace or company. The apartment <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">is</span> nice -- could you really go back to a studio in one of the boroughs after three bedrooms and a roof-top pool in Soho? Plus the sex is still good once in a while. Damned good. And she can still make your heart sing when she smiles that smile she saves for only you. So you stay, promising yourself there are better days ahead.</div><div><br /></div><div>That's pretty much how I feel about America these days. When someone says, "Love it or leave it," I'm forced to admit that I probably should, but I probably won't. Italy's a long way away and they don't play baseball.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, I roll over, give her a kiss and say, "Happy anniversary, dear."</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-79198176468321551502008-06-24T13:59:00.007-04:002008-06-25T11:01:47.792-04:00The Truth About The Surge<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">"We have been too often disappointed by the optimism of the American leaders . . . to have faith any longer in the silver linings they find in the darkest clouds . . . (and) . . . we are mired in a stalemate that could only be ended by negotiation, not victory."</span><script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div>That's not a quotation from Barack Obama. Or even Dennis Kucinich. </div><div><br /></div><div>Walter Cronkite said it during the CBS news broadcast of February 27, 1968 in response to the Tet Offensive launched by the Vietcong and the North Vietnamese Army against U.S. and South Vietnamese forces on January 30th. Although the communists sustained immense casualties over the eventual nine-month campaign (some 75-85,000 troops were killed in action), the 6,328 allied forces killed proved more than the American public was willing to stomach. Cronkite, the "most trusted man in America," was as responsible as anyone for the public's ultimate rejection of the government's Vietnam policy.</div><div><br /></div><div>On February 28th, the day following Cronkite's proclamation, Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara resigned. Back in Saigon, Generals Westmoreland and Wheeler determined that an additional 400,000 U.S. troops would be required to effectively respond to the communist surge. This would necessitate the mobilization of the military's reserve forces -- a total commitment to the conflict in Vietnam. Critics argued that it would only result in an uptick in communist forces and an increasingly bloody stalemate on the ground. Clark Clifford, the new Secretary of Defense, as well as Dean Rusk, McGeorge Bundy and Walt Rostow -- all former hawks on the war -- advised President Lyndon Johnson to pursue a policy of disengagement. On March 31st, Johnson announced a halt to the bombing and his decision not to run for a second term of office.</div><div><br /></div><div>Cronkite's words could just as easily have been applied to the current war in Iraq. The American people were hoodwinked into supporting our neoconservative administration's hubristic determination to spread democracy and American influence in the region through the administration's fear-mongering, exaggerations and outright <a href="http://www.alternet.org/story/16274/">lies</a>. The forged "uranium from Africa" document, the fabricated "senior-level contacts between Iraq and al-Qaeda," Iraq's phantom possession of chemical and biological weapons -- all strategies to deceive the public into backing the invasion and occupation of Iraq.</div><div><br /></div><div>Unlike Lyndon Johnson, however, George W. Bush has never wavered in his conviction. In January of 2007, when the war was at its nadir, he proposed a surge of 20-30,000 troops to his own council of wise men, the Joint Chiefs of Staff. They <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/09/AR2007010901872_pf.html">opposed</a> the increase, with the outgoing head of Central Command, General Abizaid insisting that adding troops was not the answer. </div><div><br /></div><div>So who was right?</div><div><br /></div><div>Well, let's crunch the numbers. The current confirmed death total of U.S. forces for the Iraq War is 4,104. In 2003, there were 486 troops killed in action. In 2004, the number rose to 849. 2005 - 846. 2006 - 822. Bush announced the surge in January of 2007. The death count for the entire year was 902. So far this year, 201 American soldiers have died. 30,000 U.S. men and women have been wounded in Iraq -- 7,200 of them since the troop surge began to work its magic. On Tuesday, a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/25/world/middleeast/25iraq.html?hp">bomb</a> in a Sadr City district council building blew up two American soldiers and three civilians working for the army. Oh, and six Iraqis also died in the blast, if that does anything for you. On Monday, a security guard assigned to an Iraqi politician opened fire on a group of American soldiers, killing two of them.</div><div><br /></div><div>If this surge is a success, I'd hate to see Bush and Senator Surge himself, John McCain's standards for failure. Come to think of it, I'm not sure any such measures exist. The New York Times details a Government Accountability Office <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/24/world/middleeast/24gao.html?ref=world">report</a> released Monday claiming "the American plan for a stable Iraq lacks a strategic framework that meshes with the administration's goals, is falling out of touch with the realities on the ground and contains serious flaws in its operational guidelines." It further claims that the administration "broadly overstates gains in some categories, including the readiness of the Iraqi Army, electricity production and how much money Iraq is spending on its reconstruction." Any decline in daily attacks rests not on improved Iraqi security performance and a developing political system, but on "the American troop increase, a shaky cease-fire declared by militias loyal to the Shiite cleric Moktada al-Sadr, and an American-led program to pay former insurgents to help keep the peace."</div><div><br /></div><div>In other words, when the administration tells us, "the surge is working - just look at the statistics," they're cooking the books. According to Bush, the surge had two goals: to give the new Iraqi government breathing space to promote sectarian reconciliation and to provide security throughout the country by putting an end to sectarian violence. Judging by the events of the week to date, as well as the 1,103 troops killed since Bush over-ruled his generals, can anyone really believe the surge is succeeding? Or that McCain's vision of some type of long-term presence on Iraqi soil is a good idea for our national security interests?</div><div><br /></div><div>David Brooks does, for one. His Tuesday <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/24/opinion/24brooks.html?hp">column</a> in the New York Times trumpets the surge's success and its opponents resultant lesson in humility. He lists their stages of denial as the surge has played out:</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">"First, they simply disbelieved that the surge and the Petraeus strategy was doing any good. Then they accused people who noticed progress in Iraq of duplicity and derangement. Then they acknowledged military, but not political, progress. Lately they have skipped over to the argument that Iraq is progressing so well that the U.S. forces can quickly come home."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div>As if any of this "skipping" could hold a candle to the world-record long jump required to clear the canyon dug by Bush, Cheney and the rest of their cabal's collection of fairy tales and prevarications they spun to justify their intentions. Brooks is apparently untroubled by the reality that we have spent 4,104 American lives in blood and over $548 billion in treasure to date in pursuit of the neocon ideal of what would be, in effect, an Iraqi protectorate from which we can keep our hand on the oil pump. He is an apologist for a morally rancid policy that makes no more sense now than it did last January. Or than it did in the spring of 1968 when, during the height of the Tet Offensive, Clark Clifford wondered:</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">"How do we avoid creating the feeling that we are pounding troops down a rathole?"</span></div><div><br /></div><div>You do it by getting the hell out. </div><div><br /></div><div>November seems a long way off. Especially to those kids who'll be enjoying the surge's success in the meantime.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-11616730403803934202008-06-05T13:55:00.010-04:002008-06-05T17:24:28.517-04:00Hillary Who?<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, runner-up in the race to be the Democratic presidential nominee, may want to be vice president. Or she may not. She may prefer to consider the prospects of Supreme Court justice, cabinet member, Senate Majority Leader or the pursuit of a distinguished legislative career as the junior senator from New York. All options are on the table and the world waits breathlessly.<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>Oh, and on Tuesday, a black man was presumptively nominated to be President of the United States.</div><div><br /></div><div>As a news item, I realize it pales it comparison to uncovering the answer to that timeless question, "What does Hillary want?" Judging by the media coverage, you'd think most of the eighteen million who voted for Hillary, as well as a good chunk of Obama's eighteen million supporters, were cashing in sick days and vacation time to stay home and monitor the minute-by-minute vicissitudes of Hillary's future prospects.</div><div><br /></div><div>Who gives a rat's hindquarters? </div><div><br /></div><div>She's no longer the story and the sooner the media acknowledges that, the better off we'll all be. There's a concept known as Q quotient. It's the attractiveness, and therefore marketability, of a celebrity. Well, just before 10 p.m. Tuesday night, when Obama surpassed the 2,118 mark in total delegates, Hillary's political Q quotient dropped by about fifty percent. She's still on the A list but, let's be honest, the gap between nominee and runner-up is the distance between Mozart and Salieri. </div><div><br /></div><div>The Democratic Party is now Obama's Party. He unleashed a blitzkrieg when he announced his candidacy for president on February 10, 2007 in Springfield, Illinois. In less than than sixteen months, he went from being a freshman Midwestern senator to the undisputed face of his party. We had grown so accustomed to the Clinton brand since 1992 that the abrupt shift in power seems all the more seismic. Less than a year and a half ago it was unthinkable that Hillary would be on the vice-presidential short list and that Bill would have been reduced to albatross status.</div><div><br /></div><div>But Barack Obama, the Zen Master Assassin from Chicago's South Side, by way of Jakarta, Indonesia and Honolulu, Hawaii, wrested the party from their grasp in front of our eyes. It was like watching a ninja pluck the still-beating heart from his enemy's chest. He moved quickly today to follow up on his primary victory, installing his strategist Paul Tewes at the DNC to oversee fundraising. The DNC announced it will no longer be accepting contributions from federal lobbyists or political action committees, bringing it in line with the Obama campaign's policies.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's hard to see Obama tapping Clinton for his VP. While it's impossible to predict definitively her net value or drag on the ticket, Obama can make a strong argument that he doesn't need her. </div><div><br /></div><div>She has substantially higher negatives than any other candidate, thereby assuring a more motivated opposition from both the Republican base as well as Clinton haters in both parties. </div><div><br /></div><div>While roughly a quarter of Clinton's supporters claim they will vote for McCain in the general election, past evidence suggests this may be a heat-of-the-moment threat. <a href="http://www.gallup.com/poll/105691/McCain-vs-Obama-28-Clinton-Backers-McCain.aspx">Since 1992</a>, less than 10% of Democrats and Republicans have crossed party lines when voting for president. How many women will actually vote to effectively overturn Roe v. Wade in November because they feel somehow cheated or disrespected by the Obama campaign is very much open for debate. (Appalachia, not so much. Obama might have to write off that vote although it wouldn't hurt him in some of the swing states like Ohio and Pennsylvania to venture into a few hollers to say howdy. Although, when over twenty percent of voters in Kentucky's primary admit that race was a factor in their decision, even the Scranton Scrapper herself riding shotgun isn't going to bring in the hillbilly vote.) </div><div><br /></div><div>In addition, the Clinton Circus travels complete with its own baggage car. Does Obama really want to deal with that drama for the entirety of his presidency? How comfortable is he going to be that the Clinton's aren't pursuing their own agendas in the backrooms of Georgetown and Foggy Bottom that they already know so well? </div><div><br /></div><div>Speaking of Clintons, plural, Bill might be a Veep deal-breaker all by himself. Would he be able to pass the inevitable vetting process, what with his undisclosed list of donors and his murky business dealings around the world since he left office? Would he even want to risk the humiliation? And, if he did come through the process cleanly, of what value are assurances from the Clintons that he would remain in New York, concentrating on his foundation and piling up frequent flier miles on Air Burkle? Does anyone really believe that the Big Dawg could actually be kept on a short leash for the next eight years? </div><div><br /></div><div>Most importantly, Obama needs to enter the battle with McCain from a position of strength. He's already saddled with the classic Democrat mantle of "soft on defense," exacerbated by his perceived eagerness to negotiate with anyone who owns a table and two chairs. Plus, he's Harvard-bred, he dines on salmon and broccoli, he prefers tea to beer and he bowls the way most voters play polo. The last impression he needs to give is that Hillary dangled her support as so much political capital and managed to strong-arm her way onto the ticket against his effete, elitist will. </div><div><br /></div><div>Besides, after watching McCain's performance on Tuesday (Gail Collins of the New York Times <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/05/opinion/05collins.html?hp">captured</a> it perfectly), it's difficult to imagine Obama losing -- I don't care if he picks Mike Gravel. The contrast between the two candidates could not have been starker. McCain would be the oldest candidate ever elected president. His message is incoherent. He supports the Iraq War, in direct opposition to somewhere between half and three-quarters of the American people. He's selling Iran as America's most dangerous enemy, the same Iran that has inarguably been the largest beneficiary of the very same Iraq War he defends. He supports Bush's tax cuts for the wealthy although, to be fair, he admits that he doesn't understand economics. And he's pushing lobbyists out the back of the Straight Talk Express like ballast off of the Titanic. </div><div><br /></div><div>Hillary, besides being yesterday's news, is the least of Obama's worries. I think his biggest obstacle is going to be overconfidence. </div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-22131662318779133062008-05-30T12:45:00.008-04:002008-05-30T15:04:12.306-04:00Toga! Toga!<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>In the 1978 classic comedy, Animal House, Dean Vernon Wormer, the tight-assed, ineffectual head of Faber college slowly loses control of the institution as the rowdy Delta House battles the elitist Omegas for campus supremacy. The chaos culminates with Delta's Bluto (played by John Belushi) popping out of a Homecoming Parade float in a pirate costume, to which Wormer can only stand impotently by, watching in horror and muttering, "Oh my God." <div><br /></div><div>Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean reminds me of no one so much these days as Dean Wormer. The Republicans are running a candidate with no natural base of party support, on a platform of continuing Bush's war and corporate tax cuts and the Democrats are fighting tooth and nail to snatch defeat from the mouth of victory. </div><div><br /></div><div>Nader and Gore aren't really players this time around so the Dems have been forced to think creatively. What they've come up with isn't bad -- they've created a scenario in which Florida and Michigan, two swing states absolutely vital to regaining the White House, may not have their entire delegations seated at the Democratic Convention in Denver, basically guaranteeing a disaffected electorate when it comes time to get out the vote on November 4th. If Florida and Michigan vote red, Obama can talk about Colorado and Virginia and changing the electoral map all he wants -- there will be another rich, white guy with his hand on the bible come Inauguration Day.</div><div><br /></div><div>In an attempt to find a way out of this game of Mousetrap they've created, the Rules and Bylaws Committee of the DNC is meeting Saturday in a Washington hotel. Members of the committee, as well as representatives of the Clinton and Obama campaigns, the Michigan and Florida delegations, the national and international press and hundreds of rabid spectators will participate in this day-long exercise in parliamentary procedure. A DNC spokesman, Luis Miranda, said he expected most of the 30 members of the RBC to attend.</div><div><br /></div><div>Say what? "Most" of the members? What possible excuse could a panel member have for not showing up at this meeting? "I'm sorry, but this is my time-share week at the Ocean City condo?" "Geez, I'd love to but I promised a buddy I'd help him move?" Gimme a break. I don't know what the hell the Rules and Bylaws Committee actually does but I have to think they share some of the responsibility for designing this absurd nominating process the Democrats have inflicted upon us. The least they can do is show up to help clean up their mess.</div><div><br /></div><div>Not to put too fine a point on it, Howard Dean and the DNC are screwed. By voting to strip the two states of their delegates to the convention, they backed themselves into a corner they cannot defend. The Dems need Michigan and Florida. Refusing to seat the delegations would be the most Pyrrhic of victories for the party's administrators. Realizing this, they've spent the last weeks pivoting out of their corner and backpedaling away from their tough talk. It is now apparent that the DNC will cave -- a <a href="http://www.cqpolitics.com/wmspage.cfm?docID=news-000002884993&cpage=1">compromise</a> is evidently in the works. Florida may get all of their super delegates seated but only half of their pledged delegates. Obama will receive most, but not all, of the Michigan delegates assigned to "Uncommitted," Clinton's only opponent of note on the January 15 primary ballot. But make no mistake about it, her campaign is not going to be happy if the committee doesn't rule in her favor, seating the entire delegations from both states based upon the votes cast in the primaries. Meanwhile, some in the Michigan delegation <a href="http://www.cqpolitics.com/wmspage.cfm?docid=news-000002885406">claim</a> the DNC has no authority to assign uncommitted delegates to a specific candidate, in this case, Barack Obama.</div><div><br /></div><div>See what I mean? It's the Homecoming Parade in Animal House. Or, more accurately, a cross between the toga party and the food fight.</div><div><br /></div><div>Best case scenario is they seat the entire delegations proportionally and pledge to blow up the current nominating process and rebuild it by 2012. Take a long, hard look at super delegates and whether they have a place in a democratic process for the Democratic Party. Revisit the caucus debate -- are they really the most fair way by which to divine the voters' will? Is there any good argument remaining for Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina to kick off the primary season every four years? Is proportional allotment of delegates a better system than winner-take-all?</div><div><br /></div><div>Worst case, no compromise is reached and the Dems remain in limbo until, perhaps, the Credentials Committee takes another shot in August. It would give the Republicans another couple of free months to come up with some kind, any kind, of cogent message for the McCain campaign. </div><div><br /></div><div>The Democrats are probably too smart to let that happen. Right? This election should be unloseable, even more so than the Gore and Kerry fiascos. So why is it that I can't shake the image of Howard Dean furiously gaveling the meeting tomorrow to a close, the room in chaos, as he sentences both the Florida and Michigan delegations to Double Secret Probation. </div><div><br /></div><div>Just like Dean Wormer.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-46635820302142438902008-05-19T16:26:00.006-04:002008-05-19T20:20:24.260-04:00McCain's Fantasy<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>I walked around all weekend with a bounce to my step and woke this morning with a song in my heart. I attribute my good cheer to the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/15/us/politics/15text-mccain.html?pagewanted=1">speech</a> John McCain gave Thursday in Columbus, Ohio. Did you see it? If not, you really should read it in its entirety. He painted a picture of where America would be at the end of his first term as president. <script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>It's a long speech. Not long like a Bill Clinton State of the Union address -- more like a Chronicles of Narnia type of long. Or like the director's cut of The Lord of the Rings boxed set. Basically, it's the public policy version of fantasy literature, without the Christian overtones.</div><div><br /></div><div>In McCain's vision of 2013, Iraq is a functioning democracy whose militias have been disbanded and the government has imposed its beneficent authority in all provinces. Pakistan has partnered vigorously with us to capture and/or kill Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda has been reduced to a leaderless rabble with no place to call home. Although the U.N. Security Council proved incapable of ending the genocide in Darfur, the nascent League of Democracies has stepped in and, through stiff economic measures, persuaded the Sudanese government and their janjaweed thugs to halt their ethnic cleansing of the country's tribal farmers. More concerted action by the world's democracies has convinced China and Russia to persuade Iran and North Korea to abandon their nuclear programs. Our Army and Marine Corps are bigger and better than ever. The world food crisis has ended. Global cooling has begun. And Congress no longer attaches earmarks to appropriations bills after a stern veto or two by President McCain.</div><div><br /></div><div>Well. Like McCain, I am a big believer in positive thinking so I've compiled my own modest list of where I hope/expect to be by the end of his first term: </div><div><br /></div><div>I have two books on the New York Times bestseller list (the fifth and sixth so honored during term #1). Four of those will have been made into major motion pictures with both a best picture Oscar and a best adaptation (also done by me) Oscar to show for it. </div><div><br /></div><div>To the astonishment of the orthopedic community, the meniscus in my knee has regenerated itself and I am able to dunk a basketball at the age of 53. I run five miles a day and my spacious, walk-in closet is filled with 32-inch waist slacks of the smoothest cotton/poly blend that rarely wrinkles.</div><div><br /></div><div>My wife and I have adopted two children, they've matured remarkably quickly and cost-effectively, and are both heading this fall for Ivy League schools on full rides, leaving us, no doubt, a bit lonely but eagerly anticipating quality time with each other once again after these last four chaotic but joyous years.</div><div><br /></div><div>Gas is $11 a gallon even though the Lieberman-Vitter Right-to-Drive bill (which requires anyone attempting to buy gas on Tuesdays, Thursdays and every other Saturday to present the station attendant with their National I.D. card) has been in effect for almost a year now, but we don't drive much. We spend most of the year at our beach house in Southampton and I can ride my bicycle to the Shinnecock Hills Golf Club which I joined after winning the National Book Award and they relaxed their dress code to allow flip-flops in the lounge. I play to a 3-handicap and rarely visit the driving range to practice.</div><div><br /></div><div>I've had my iPhone implanted directly into my head. And, thanks to the partnership between Apple and NIH, I can now download mp3 files directly to my brain so I no longer have to listen to music -- I can just remember it by blinking my eyes. I don't even recall what it felt like to wear earplugs.</div><div><br /></div><div>I've attained fluency in Italian solely through listening to self-improvement Podcasts on my computer and I can play some of the easier Goldberg Variations on the keyboard I purchased last year at Sharper Image, thanks also to self-helpful pamphlets that came included with the packing materials. </div><div><br /></div><div>Money's not much of an issue, to be honest with you. I'm really raking it in and I'm incorporated, of course. Thanks to the Bush-McCain tax cuts, I actually pay less in total taxes now than when I was scraping to get by as a freelancer in 2008. Boy, was I wrong about those tax cuts.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, there you have it. My McCain-inspired list of positive projections for the relatively near future. Like Senator McCain, while I intend to make my dreams reality, I cannot guarantee I will achieve them all. But I like my odds of success against his. I put my list down beside his speech to compare the two. If I was the type to judge, I'd say his was the more delusional.</div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-23577988324876190802008-05-14T17:25:00.012-04:002008-05-14T23:57:39.929-04:00Hillary's Hard Working Whites<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>I'm every bit as sensitive to racism as the next liberal who grew up in the suburbs and attended a Big-10 university. By which I mean, I've rarely seen it in person and pretty much never had it practiced upon my person. I am, however, aware that it exists in America. To argue otherwise would be the height of folly. It would be like claiming we never landed on the moon and citing as proof the fact that I wasn't there as an eyewitness. It would be analogous to insisting global warming was a Green Party scare tactic, evidenced by this past week's unusually cool temperatures in my hometown of New York City. It would be a non-starter.<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>That being said, I just don't buy the near-universal position across the progressive blogosphere that Hillary Clinton's recent statement concerning white voters constitutes race-baiting. The exact quotation was, "I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on" and she quoted an AP story that pointed out "Senator Obama's support among working, hardworking Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me. There's a pattern emerging here." I don't know why Rep. Charles Rangel said, "I can't believe Sen. Clinton would say anything that dumb." Or why Joe Conason over at Salon.com would <a href="http://www.salon.com/opinion/conason/2008/05/09/clinton_remarks/">argue</a> that she "violated the rhetorical rules" and crossed a "bright white line." </div><div><br /></div><div>This is not Ronald Reagan decrying (fictitious) welfare queens in Cadillacs and "young bucks" buying T-bone steaks. It's not Richard Nixon running on states' rights and law-and-order in 1968 following the inner-city riots in response to Martin Luther King's assassination. Both Reagan and Nixon were tacitly signaling to their white constituents that they would use the office of the presidency as a hammer against the black community. </div><div><br /></div><div>The only thing Clinton was signaling is the truth. Blue-collar whites have overwhelmingly preferred Clinton over Obama, especially recently. Whites made up 80% of the vote in Pennsylvania and broke for Clinton roughly 60-40. In Ohio, she won whites 64-34. In West Virginia, she steamrolled him 72-23 among blue-collar whites.</div><div><br /></div><div>If you're Obama, that's a pattern and it's a problem. If you're Hillary, it's a pattern and it's a lifeline. Her only path to the nomination consists of the super delegates looking at the big picture after all the votes have been counted, seeing a contest that is basically a dead heat, both in terms of pledged delegates and popular vote, and using their position as it was intended -- to tip the scales towards the candidate they judge to be more electable in the general election. Now, the odds of that happening are long, and the arguments against it are plentiful, but it's her story and she's sticking to it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Paul Begala says the Democrats can't win with a constituency of "eggheads and African Americans," the old Dukakis team. Never minding the fact that Obama is also carrying the youth vote by a margin of 70-30% over Sen. Clinton, it's still hard to imagine a Democrat winning the White House without at least a somewhat competitive showing among blue-collar whites. The question is, does a poor showing by Obama against Hillary necessarily presage a similar result against McCain in the fall? I'm not sure we can draw that particular causal relationship. Obama doesn't fit neatly into any of the candidate molds we have on the shelves -- he's a new breed and his organization continues to multiply at the grass roots level.</div><div><br /></div><div>But that's Obama's argument to make, not Clinton's. Her challenge is to construct an electoral narrative convincing enough that the super delegates overturn the slight lead Obama takes out of the campaign. The best way for her to do that is to point out that working whites make up a larger section of the Democratic Party than do African Americans and liberal intellectuals and that many of them will choose McCain over Obama in the general election. I suppose you could hear a dog whistle in her "hard working whites" comments if you were so inclined. Almost by definition, a comment is racial on some level if it refers specifically to race. But "hard working" could just as easily be read as shorthand for blue-collar as be interpreted as code implying a comparison to lazy blacks. Depends on what you're listening for. </div><div><br /></div><div>The point is, it's a fact that Clinton is winning the white vote. One could take issue with Hillary's argument that this is a pattern -- the breakdowns have actually been fairly consistent throughout the campaign, for the most part. Obama did about as well among whites in Indiana as he has been doing all along, with the exceptions of the few most recent primaries. I would argue that what she points out as a pattern is really just a reflection of primary scheduling serendipity. It so happens that Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia and Kentucky fall consecutively in the campaign. She happens to do very well in the Appalachian coal mines and hollers of southeastern Ohio, western Pennsylvania, West Virginia and Kentucky, where they've been spending an awful lot of time of late. Basically, she's got the hillbilly vote locked up. And pundits are taking this hillbilly vote and extrapolating it out across the entire electorate. Which I don't think is an accurate reflection of working class, white America. I would argue that hillbilly white America has a greater antipathy to the concept of an African American president than does much of the rest of white working class America. It's just a theory of mine, and not one I'm about to go knocking on doors to confirm, but it seems plausible.</div><div><br /></div><div>The PC police need to recognize the difference between demagoguery and fact. When Bill Clinton compared Obama's success in South Carolina to Jesse Jackson's in '84 and '88, he was pointing out the fact that African Americans make up approximately 50% of Democratic primary voters in the state. Given that Obama wins 9 in 10 black votes, it stands to reason that President Clinton would attempt to lower expectations for a race Hillary could not win. To say that a legitimate black candidate is going to win the South Carolina Democratic primary, and that it isn't <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">necessarily</span> a precursor for the rest of the campaign, is not race baiting, it's fact.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's a fine line. Lee Atwater, Reagan and Bush 41's "happy hatchet man," explained the subtleties of the Southern Strategy as:</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">"You start out in 1954 by saying, 'Nigger, nigger, nigger.' By 1968 you can't say 'nigger' -- that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, states' rights and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now (that) you're talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is (that) blacks get hurt worse than whites."</span></div><div><br /></div><div>See, that's race baiting, in all its abstract brilliance. Because the Southern Strategy was so successful, Democrats have grown hyper-sensitive to all things racial. It has become impossible to bring up the subject of race without drawing politically correct fire. Which is all well and good -- sometimes the race card is indeed being played. But sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.</div><div><br /></div><div>And Barack Obama's problem with white, working class voters is a real cigar. I'm not sure ignoring the state of West Virginia and the subsequent 40+ point defeat was his best strategy. Maybe he should start spending some time in Hillaryland. He might end up needing every hard working white voter he can get come November. <br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-91841660059635792702008-05-07T14:04:00.018-04:002008-05-07T19:17:13.215-04:00Obama's Gamble<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>As Tuesday turned to Wednesday, Tim Russert declared the race for the Democratic presidential nomination over. He called it firmly, but with a trace of melancholy, as if Barack Obama's defeat of Hillary Clinton represented a sort of metaphysical expiration. As if we were all of us Romans at the Colosseum, witnessing the death of some noble beast after it had fought valiantly for our pleasure. The rest of the crew -- Olbermann, Matthews, Brokaw -- were appropriately somber and respectful of the moment. (Except for Norah O'Donnell. Nothing seems to dampen her wide-eyed enthusiasm and continual amazement at the secrets uncovered by going "inside the numbers.") We hate seeing a slugfest halted. Americans, to quote David Halberstam, "liking competitions as much as the end results of them."<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>But, in the cold, hard light of day, there's nothing to be done about it; Obama has been pronounced the victor and the spoils must be collected. The most obtrusive piece of spoilage is Hillary's carcass that's been kicked over there into the corner. What's to be done with her (and her husband and their loyal band of minions)?</div><div><br /></div><div>Conventional wisdom has it that Obama will have to at least offer her the vice presidency. The argument is that she would shore up his weaknesses with the pickup-driving, beer-drinking, gun-toting, church-going Middle Americans . . . I'm just going to go ahead and call them poor, white Democrats. While Obama is perceived as elitist, Clinton has become the man with the iron touch, able to connect on a visceral level with steel workers, short-order cooks and gun show aficionados. (As long as they're white, that is. Somewhere along the road, blue collar African Americans got kicked to the ditch, losing their status as "Regular Joes" and became, simply, Obama voters. I wonder if Chris Matthews could pinpoint for the rest of us exactly when it was that white union members attained their monopoly as average working Americans.) In addition, she would bring with her the Old Woman vote (as long as they're white, that is) that she has been collecting almost as decisively as Obama has been winning blacks. As nearly 40% of these two Clinton constituencies have declared themselves prepared to vote for John McCain if Obama wins the nomination, the Clinton VP argument has obvious merit. Also, her vaunted pugilistic tenacity is perfect for the role of vice presidential attack dog in the general election, allowing Obama to float above the fray which is where he does his best work. As a bonus, Andrew Sullivan <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/andrew_sullivan/article3866584.ece">points</a> out that a vice presidential olive branch would also neutralize the Clintons as political enemies, plotting offstage her 2012 presidential run while he tries to manage his way through a first term laden with land mines courtesy of eight years of George Bush.</div><div><br /></div><div>An Obama-Clinton ticket makes sense on many levels. I don't think he'll do it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Obama has been running against the Clinton legacy of Washington-as-usual almost as hard as he's been beating on Bushes 41 & 43. It's difficult to maintain your brand as the Change Candidate if you show up on the south lawn of the White House with the family who just left the joint eight years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if Bill still has some keys that work in the West Wing. </div><div><br /></div><div>Obama will most likely remain true to his agent-of-change persona. Somehow, over the past fifteen months, he has acquired the label of "soft," either unwilling or unable to do what it takes to wrest the nomination from Clinton. In fact, the opposite is the case. Obama has repeatedly chosen the more difficult political path when faced with a fork in the road towards Principle. Unlike Hillary, he spoke out against authorizing the Iraq War, taking his political future in his hands in the face of overwhelming support (the Senate vote was 77-23 in favor of the authorization) for Bush's power play. He responded to the Jeremiah Wright provocation by delivering the signature speech of his generation on race in America. When Wright continued to stoke the flames of divisiveness, he finally distanced himself from his former pastor, denouncing the words while still declining to condemn the man himself. He refuses to wear a flag pin in his lapel in the face of questions about his patriotism, believing the pin an empty symbol that has about as much to do with true patriotism as does wearing a red, white and blue name tag at a hotel convention. And, unlike Clinton and McCain, he chose to call the gas tax holiday what it is, a not-even-particularly-clever piece of political pander that ultimately illustrates his two opponents' contempt for voters' intelligence.</div><div><br /></div><div>These are not the choices of a weak politician. In each case, he would have been better served initially, with the media as well as the electorate, to take the path of least resistance. Stand with the majority in Congress, treat Wright as a black and white issue and cut him loose immediately, wear the damned pin and back the damned holiday. </div><div><br /></div><div>But his principles and, I suspect, his political instincts, wouldn't allow him to take the low road. When asked by a reporter to name a hidden talent, he once said that he was, "a pretty good poker player." This primary campaign has been a masterful illustration of his repeated willingness to go all in on crucial issues, while maintaining a poker face of zen-like calm.</div><div><br /></div><div>I don't think he particularly likes the Clintons or the idea of sharing the West Wing with them for the next eight years. And I think he's betting that he doesn't particularly need them.</div><div><br /></div><div>He's won most of the chips so far with his principles-first strategy. The pot keeps getting bigger. How will he play his next hand?</div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-53026545607326014792008-05-02T17:13:00.014-04:002008-05-03T22:09:36.556-04:00Bush: Corrupt or Inept?<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>Distracted by the fun of watching the Obama/Clinton steel cage, death match in North Carolina this week, I almost missed the opportunity to celebrate the five-year anniversary of "Mission Accomplished." Five years ago Thursday, George Bush dressed up as a fighter pilot and had a real one set him down on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln. All decked out in his costume, he paraded in front of the assembled crew and press, like a kid getting ready for Halloween, and then stood in front of the now infamous banner and told the nation, "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended."<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>Anniversaries being a time to take stock, it seems like a good chance to take a break from the Democratic primaries and remember some of the Bush administration's greatest hits. All good parties need a game. Pin the Tail On the Donkey's fun, but I hardly think a donkey would be welcome at a Republican affair. Truth or Consequences is always a crowd-pleaser but it might take too long to explain the rules to the guests -- the Bush administration has taken precious little notice of either concept. Something along those lines, though . . . how about Verdict: Corrupt or Inept? The game is simple. We'll look at a few of the administration's signature disasters and choose whether each was a result of outright corruption or simple ineptitude. Ready? </div><div><br /></div><div>We've really got to start with the Iraq War, being as it's pretty much the inspiration for the whole game. To review: After toppling the Taliban, we pivoted our focus from Afghanistan towards Iraq in order to remove Saddam, thereby allowing bin Laden to head for the hills of Pakistan and disappear down a cave. Depending upon whom you believe, Cheney or Rumsfeld or Wolfowitz or Feith ordered L. Paul Bremer to disband the Iraqi army, loosing a quarter of a million pissed-off, out-of-work young men into the countryside. We went after these insurgents with helicopters, bombs and missiles, with scant regard for "collateral damage," a euphemistic term for the innocent civilians killed in our determination to present them with the gift of democracy. That <a href="http://www.iraqbodycount.org/">number</a>, by the way, has just passed 90,000 for those of you keeping score. We misread the role of Iran in Iraqi Shiite politics, assuming their "interference" was negligible. To the contrary, Iran is providing arms and training multiple insurgent factions and their regional influence continues to grow, along with their nuclear potential. Rumsfeld's determination to do the job on the cheap lead the administration to ignore the advice of Army chief of staff General Shinseki, who testified that several hundred thousand troops would be required to stabilize Iraq. Shinseki was forced into retirement, years passed, thousands died and Bush eventually ordered a surge in American forces. The list is virtually endless, but I'm getting a headache and this is supposed to be a party, so let's put Iraq to bed. VERDICT--INEPT</div><div><br /></div><div>Speaking of taking stock, the New York Times <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/02/education/02reading.html?ref=us">reported</a> yesterday on the study that the Department of Education released of Bush's $6 billion Reading First initiative, which he insisted be included in the No Child Left Behind legislation in 2001. The report stated, "Reading First did not improve students' reading comprehension." Grover Whitehurst, director of the Institute of Education Sciences, concluded that the program, "doesn't end up helping children read." To be fair, Reading First does still have its supporters, including Education Secretary Margaret Spellings. The relative merits of the program in its current form are debatable. What is not, however, is that it has been headed by hacks who have used their positions to feather the nests of specific publishers at the expense of the students' best interests. Chris Doherty, the Reading First director, was forced to resign in 2006 when the conflict of interests became public. He referred in emails to backers of alternative curriculums as "dirtbags" who were "trying to crash our party." Sen. Edward Kennedy, chairman of the Senate education committee, accused the administration of putting, "cronyism first and the reading skills of our children last." VERDICT-- (too close to call, really) CORRUPT and INEPT</div><div><br /></div><div>Also this week, Lurita Doan, the head of the General Services Administration, which handles billions of dollars in federal contracts, was forced to <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/01/washington/01doan.html">resign</a>. Not only did she allegedly use her position to steer government business towards friends, she is also accused of violating the Hatch Act, which prohibits government employees from taking action that could influence an election. A Karl Rove deputy gave a meeting at GSA in which he identified specific Democrats the Republican Party was targeting for defeat in 2008 as well as Republicans whom they deemed vulnerable. Doan has been quoted as asking him at the meeting how her agency could be used to "help our candidates." VERDICT--CORRUPT</div><div><br /></div><div>When Dick Cheney became Vice President in 2000, he left his position as CEO of Halliburton, Co., one of the largest oil-service companies in the world. He cashed in over $30 million in company stock at the time. Halliburtonwatch.org <a href="http://www.halliburtonwatch.org/about_hal/chronology.html">details</a> the chronology of the company's truly meteoric rise to their current monopolistic position as contractors to the Iraq War. Halliburton split its time in the 90's between making billions hand-over-fist and paying comparatively piddling fines levied against them for stock fraud and over-billing practices. In 2001, Halliburton subsidiary KBR secured a ten-year deal with the Pentagon with no cost ceiling to provide support services to the Army. Cheney claimed in 2003 he had, "no financial interest in Halliburton of any kind and haven't had, now, for over three years." Well, except for the $150,000 per year in deferred compensation the company was paying him at the time and the 433,333 shares of unexercised stock options he still owned. The longer this war goes on, the richer Halliburton gets and the more those Cheney stock options are worth. VERDICT--CORRUPT</div><div><br /></div><div>George Bush's Department of Justice, headed by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, chose Pearl Harbor Day, December 7, 2006, to dismiss eight U.S. attorneys without apparent cause. They were replaced by hand-picked interim appointees. Several of the fired attorneys claimed they were being pressured to direct, or not direct, their prosecutions in a partisan manner. A U.S. attorney's job is to police politicians. When the DOJ tells them who, and how, to investigate, the public trust has been breached. On August 27, 2007, after months of stonewalling, Gonzales finally resigned amid accusations of perjury in his testimony before Congress. VERDICT--There's more than a whiff of INEPT here, but, to be fair, Gonzales brought that with him when he took over the DOJ. His qualifications were always suspect. CORRUPT</div><div><br /></div><div>Hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf Coast on Monday, August, 29, 2005. President Bush was on vacation at the time and decided to go ahead with his <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/katrina-timeline/">plans</a> to fly to Phoenix and help John McCain celebrate his birthday. By the time they got around to cutting the cake, the levees in New Orleans had been breached and the 9th ward was under 6-8 feet of water. Louisiana Governor Blanco pleaded, "Mr. President, we need your help. We need everything you've got." Bush went to bed. The next day, he visited the El Mirage Country Club in Cucamonga, California, as part of a drug-benefits tour, missing that day's video conference on Katrina. Mass looting was taking place in New Orleans. Exhausted police were being used to control the looters instead of engaging in search and rescue. Bush was pictured playing guitar with country singer Mark Willis before returning to his ranch in Crawford, Texas, for the final night of his vacation. On Wednesday, two full days after Katrina devastated the Gulf Coast, Bush flew over the region in Air Force One to assess the damage. By now, FEMA staff was reporting that people were dying at the Superdome. Ex-commissioner of the International Arabian Horse Association, Michael Brown headed to New Orleans in his new position as director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Five of his top eight FEMA officials had also come to their current jobs with virtually no disaster experience. The top three FEMA officials all had ties to the Bush 2000 presidential campaign or the White House advance operation. This crack staff was responsible for an inadequate evacuation plan and a relief effort woefully short on planning, supplies, manpower and communication. A 2006 <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Republican</span> House select committee <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/13/katrina.congress/index.html">investigated</a> the government's response to Katrina and concluded that the response to, "Katrina was a national failure, an abdication of the most solemn obligation to provide for the common welfare . . ." They judged Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff "detached" and Michael Brown "clueless." VERDICT: CORRUPT (in that FEMA staffing at the highest levels was yet another of the egregious examples of the Bush administration's proclivity for blatant cronyism) and INEPT</div><div><br /></div><div>Well, that's all the time we have for our game today. Join us next week when we'll cover classics like Scooter Libby, Karl Rove, Abu Ghraib, Pre-911 Intelligence Failures and the skewed/suppressed scientific research at NIH, HHS, FDA and the EPA. </div><div><br /></div><div>For now, we'll just say, "Happy Anniversary, Mr. President." Loved the fighter pilot costume.</div><div><br /></div><div>And now, back to the wrestling in North Carolina.</div><div><br /></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-75504674752602330342008-05-01T12:45:00.009-04:002008-05-01T16:16:36.431-04:00Is Obama Ready?<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>A popular topic of conversation this year has been whether America is ready for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Barack</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Obama</span> as our next president. It began as a philosophical debate amongst political junkies but, as his campaign gained momentum, it quickly became the subject <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">du</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">jour</span> at water coolers and bus stops around the country. Every amateur pundit has an opinion on whether <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Obama</span> is truly a post-racial candidate, if voters tell the truth in exit polls, and if Alabama, Pennsylvania has evolved far enough to step into the booth and cast a vote for a black man. These are all fair questions and perfectly <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">germane</span> to the contest at hand. <script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>But I'm not sure they are the most important question. What we really need to know is, is <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Barack</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Obama</span> ready to be President of the United States? More specifically, is he ready to do what it takes to be elected president?</div><div><br /></div><div>He has much of the process down pat. His campaign speeches are marvelous flights of oratory, reducing students and disaffected independents to a weak-kneed euphoria as they queue up to add their name to his mailing list, thereby making themselves available for thrice-weekly requests for online campaign donations. His website is state-of-the-art, pleasing to the eye and easily navigable; a Mac to Hillary's PC. It has grown into the biggest cash cow political fund-raising has ever seen. He moves through crowds with the easy grace of an <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">athlete</span>, making eye contact, reaching out, shaking hands -- connecting. His wife is now on point after a bit of a rough start. She's not a natural politician and it shows, but she has learned on the job and is now a definite asset out on the trail. </div><div><br /></div><div>These are all crucial to a successful campaign. But they're all above-the-fray kinds of achievements. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Obama</span> brought the big brain and charisma with him when he entered the race. With <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Axelrod</span> supplying the message and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Plouffe</span> the strategy, his macro-success could, on some level, be predicted. He is, after all, a singularly talented political animal.</div><div><br /></div><div>But one begins to wonder if he is really willing to roll his sleeves up and get dirty. To do the things necessary to get people on the upper-east side of Manhattan and Jupiter, Florida and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Muncie</span>, Indiana and South-Central Los Angeles and Truth or Consequences, New Mexico to all vote for the same candidate. Being smart and principled isn't enough. Having a vision of ending the divisive politics we've become accustomed to isn't enough. Energizing an entire generation of new voters won't get it done either.</div><div><br /></div><div>No, voters demand more. They want their backs scratched. They want their palms greased. A little pander goes a long way. Clinton understands it. So does McCain. The vacation from gasoline taxes they're promoting is a <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/30/AR2008043003575.html">farce</a>. When all is said and done, it will have saved the average consumer a half tank of gas over the summer, while costing the highway trust fund about $9 billion and the construction industry some 300,000 jobs. </div><div><br /></div><div>Doesn't matter. It's about telling the people in front of you what they want to hear, then hopping on a plane and flying somewhere else to tell those people the something different that they want to hear. Workers in Texas feel differently about NAFTA than unemployed workers in Ohio. That's not a problem for Hillary. Maverick Candidate John McCain is against torture and the Bush tax cuts. Until he becomes Nominee John McCain and needs his party's right wing. Then he favors making the Bush cuts permanent and <a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/02/did-mccain-flip.html">exempting</a> the CIA from the Army's Field Manual guidelines for the questioning of detainees. Not a problem.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's not just a question of policies. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Obama</span> seems uncomfortable acting as someone he's not. He comes across as elitist to some because he refuses to dumb down his game. He's naturally eloquent, he's dragging around an Ivy League education, he's written two best-sellers and he's a United States senator. Clinton has the same resume -- well, the eloquence might be a stretch -- but she's perfectly willing to play the part of good <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">ol</span>' boy across small-town America. She's out there <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">eatin</span>' the corn dogs, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">drinkin</span>' the whiskey and promising them that good times are right around the corner. Have you seen <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Obama's</span> face when he's offered yet another chocolate donut at some factory in Pennsylvania? His expression reminds me of the look on George Bush's face every time he gets stuck entertaining some indigenous African tribe and they invite him to join them in their ancient fertility dance. I'll bet <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Obama</span> hasn't eaten a chocolate donut since he quit smoking dope back in college. You watch him scrimmaging with the University of North Carolina basketball team and it looks like he could run full-court for an hour. Hillary, on the other hand, appears to have added about thirty pounds to the seat of her pants. (I'm no fashion bug but somebody needs to tell her, less with the pink and orange pantsuits, more with something in a slimming black. Maybe a nice Anne Taylor jacket and skirt.) </div><div><br /></div><div>Why Americans have come to require a president they'd feel comfortable having a beer with is beyond me. Or one that can pick up a 7-10 split down at the local bowling alley. It wasn't always this way. FDR was born into one of the richest families in New York, grew up riding, shooting and playing polo and lived in luxury while attending Harvard. JFK grew up in mansions along the Hudson River and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Hyannisport</span>, attended The <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Choate</span> School and sailed on the SS <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">Normandie</span> to study at the London School of Economics. No one seemed to hold their upbringings against them. Me, I like a president with a sense of style. And smart. Really smart. The more books he's read and tests he's aced, the better. As Jon Stewart <a href="http://justsomeguyrambling.blogspot.com/2008/04/they-might-carve-your-head-into.html">puts</a> it, "the job you're applying for, if it goes well? They might carve your head into a mountain!"</div><div><br /></div><div>Look, I don't want to sound elitist and out-of-touch and patronizing. But expecting a presidential candidate to be able to blend in at a tractor pull is f*@king stupid. No regular guy or gal is wired to run for president. Do you think Billy Bob, Jr. would be comfortable hosting a state dinner for the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Sarkozy's</span>? Then why should the next president have to fit in at the 4-H club? </div><div><br /></div><div><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">Obama</span> is struggling in the red states because, as much as anything else, he is different. Not just different from Reagan democrats, but different from most presidential politicians. He's young. He's black. He's basically liberal but seems non-partisan by nature. He's unwilling to deny who he is and where he came from. It's one of the reasons he has had such difficulty divorcing himself from Jeremiah Wright. Trinity United and Wright obviously played a major role in molding the man <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">Obama</span> is today and he has been loath to cast them aside. His former pastor had to take his show on the road, attacking <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">Obama</span> before the national press as just another hypocritical politician before <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">Obama</span> said, "enough." And even then, although his anger and disappointment were palpable at his press conference, his basic decency and capacity for forgiveness remained evident. He still would not say the break was irrevocable. Just that the relationship had changed. He did not denounce the man, finally, but his propositions, his statements. He left open the possibility, somewhere down the line, of reconciliation.</div><div><br /></div><div>He's a complex man. America doesn't appreciate complexity in their presidential campaigns. We want our candidate to pull up a stool, grab a beer and say, "Hey, buddy, I'm just like you. Tell me your problems and I'll fix them." </div><div><br /></div><div>Well, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">Obama's</span> not just like us. He could pretend that he is, but it wouldn't make it so. He's different. That's why I'm voting for him.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-60550819729865086682008-04-23T11:40:00.016-04:002008-04-23T14:08:07.307-04:00Hillary and Barack -- Star-Cross'd Democrats<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>Watching the Democrats these past weeks in Pennsylvania has been ugly. There has been none of the exuberance that characterized the contests in Iowa and New Hampshire. Little of the policy debates we were treated to in California and Nevada. John McCain has been given a free month-and-a-half to self-correct his economic message blunders and embark on a tour of America's "forgotten places" (forgotten, I suppose, if you're rich and white and have no children in Iraq -- let's just go ahead and call you Republican). He's spending the week in places like Appalachia, the Lower Ninth in New Orleans and Gee's Bend, Alabama, where white cops beat black demonstrators on the march to Montgomery in 1965. Whether his Pander Tour bears fruit is yet to be determined -- he spoke to a mostly white crowd in Gee's Bend -- but it certainly won't hurt his chances in November. Meanwhile, Clinton and Obama have moved into a clinch, trading kidney punches and low blows as they stagger towards the convention in Denver. On second thought, "ugly" doesn't do this justice. It's becoming tragic.<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Two households, both alike in dignity,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>Shakespeare was setting the stage for Romeo and Juliet, but he could just as easily have been describing primary season in Philadelphia. Barack and Hillary, two sides of the same left-center coin. So similar that it takes careful parsing to differentiate most of their policy positions. It was just eleven weeks ago, at the debate in Los Angeles:</div><div><br /></div><div>Obama: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">I respect Senator Clinton...I'm glad we've been walking on this road together.</span></div><div>Clinton: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">I have to agree with everything Barack just said.</span></div><div><br /></div><div>At one point, Wolf Blitzer tried to instigate a confrontation between them and their response was:</div><div><br /></div><div>Clinton: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">We're having such a good time. We are. We are. We're having a wonderful time.</span></div><div>Obama: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Yes, absolutely.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div>Fast-forward a couple of months to Pennsylvania:</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Goddamn America -- He would not be my pastor -- I can no more disown him than I can disown the black community -- I remember landing under sniper fire -- We just ran with our heads down -- They get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them -- Obama's remarks are elitist and they are out of touch -- I think that they played the race card on me.</span></div><div><br /></div><div>It's not iambic pentameter, but if the arc from the Iowa caususes to the Pennsylvania primary isn't tragic, I'll eat my English degree. By the way, if you want to remind yourself of what a real political debate sounds like, take a moment to review the <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/31/dem.debate.transcript/">transcript</a> of that Los Angeles debate. Compared to the travesty ABC moderated in Philadelphia, it's Lincoln-Douglass. L.A. was a love-fest, Philly was mud wrestling.</div><div><br /></div><div>This is what it's come down to: the Democrats are eating their young. Black against white, blue collar versus college degree, women against men. The vision of an Obama-Clinton or Clinton-Obama dream ticket is shrinking rapidly in our rear-view mirror. Those who argue the party will come together in November against McCain haven't been paying attention. Pennsylvania exit polls <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/23/us/politics/23assess.html?hp">detailed</a> by the New York Times found that 16% of white voters said race matters and only 54% of those said they would support Obama in the general election. 27% said they would vote for McCain if Obama was the nominee and 16% said they would not vote at all. 20% of gun owners and church-goers said they would vote for McCain. Only 60% of Democratic Catholics said they would vote for Obama in the general, 21% are prepared to vote for McCain. </div><div><br /></div><div>How did the Democrats arrive at this point? Obama is practically the presumptive nominee and Democrats are jumping ship like it's the Caine Mutiny. Clinton's strategy, stolen from the Atwater/Rove playbook, has been to depress the idealistic optimism of Obama's campaign while sowing seeds of doubt as to his character and electability. It has worked -- appealing to man's baser instincts generally does. Obama's overall positives have dropped considerably over the past few weeks. The thing is, negative campaigning cuts both ways. Clinton's negatives have risen along with Obama's. And for what? The warfare in the Pennsylvania trenches looks to have netted her a 9.2% win in the popular vote and fourteen delegates. She still has no viable path to victory and refuses to consider an exit strategy. It's the Iraq surge with cheese steaks. </div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> Where be these enemies? Capulet! Montague!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> See, what a scourge is laid upon your hate,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> That heaven finds means to kill your joys with love.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">And I for winking at your discords too</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> Have lost a brace of kinsmen: all are punish'd.</span></div><div><br /></div><div>This is beginning to feel ominous. McCain is running on the Iraq War, tax cuts and bailing out the investment bankers at the expense of those losing their homes. And he's gaining ground! Democrats can continue reassuring themselves that the party will reunite in time, pointing to Kennedy/Johnson and Kerry/Edwards, but this is different. This time the opposing candidates are, for all their similarities, a black man and a white woman. And it's becoming apparent that all the policy matches in the world can't smooth over that difference for much of the Democratic base. Especially as they continue firing on each other, accentuating the animosities between the two campaigns and their respective followers. </div><div><br /></div><div>Let's hope, given the stakes facing the country, the 2008 election doesn't play as tragedy, to be summed up sometime in the future with a couplet:</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> For never was a story of more bitter drama</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> Than this of Hillary and her Obama.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-30403962340177758372008-04-16T14:05:00.006-04:002008-04-16T17:48:37.688-04:00The Hardball College Tour Charade<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>Watching the Hardball College Tour with Chris Matthews and John McCain last night from Villanova University confirmed what I had suspected after the Obama version a couple of weeks ago. This isn't hardball. It isn't softball. It isn't even beanbag toss. <script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>It's Midnight Madness. </div><div><br /></div><div>For those who aren't college basketball fans, Midnight Madness takes place in October and kicks off the upcoming season. Schools around the country fill their gyms at 12:01 a.m. of opening day with students to introduce the team and coaches and then run through their first practice. The band is in full swing, cheerleaders whip the crowd into a frenzy and boosters sit courtside, inspecting their stable of athletes. Lefty Driesell, the coach at the University of Maryland, started it in 1970 as a way of attracting attention to his program. It was an instant success and has become a national tradition. ESPN covers it with nearly the same enthusiasm they show towards the Final Four at season's end.</div><div><br /></div><div>The only manner in which it differs from the regular season is that there is no real competition. Everyone is on the same team. Oh, the shirts might scrimmage against the skins, but they'll all be showering together when the festivities end.</div><div><br /></div><div>That's the Hardball College Tour. They pick a college venue guaranteed to be sympathetic to the candidate -- West Chester University for Obama, University at Albany for Hillary in '02 and Villanova, especially Villanova, for McCain -- fill up an auditorium with the March Madness crowd and Matthews proceeds to set balls on a tee for the candidate to knock out of the park.</div><div><br /></div><div>There are no "hardball" questions. Matthews warning McCain that a question is going to be tough doesn't make it so. He led off with, "How will you be different than President Bush?" A real body blow. When McCain could only refer specifically to his approach towards climate change, Matthews gently prompted, "You also disagree with him on torture." </div><div><br /></div><div>Well played, sir.</div><div><br /></div><div>As for Villanova, McCain hasn't entertained a group of that many enthusiastic WASPs since his last press corps barbecue at his Sedona ranch. I'm not saying it's a white school, but their own alumnae refer to it as "Vanillanova." Suffice it to say that none of the student questioners were lining up to challenge him on his 1983 vote against the MLK holiday.</div><div><br /></div><div>They did, however, display their true colors proudly. The first student to pose a question was Matthew Brady, editor emeritus of the Villanova Times. He chose to spend his fifteen seconds of fame asking McCain if, "you would characterize yourself, as Barack Obama would phrase, as a typical white person." The next boy, a hint of mischief twinkling in his eye, wanted to know if McCain thought Hillary has, "finally resorted to hitting the sauce," and, "if you would care to join me for a shot after this?" Ah, the precociousness of youth. The little dears. The second kid happened to be Peter Doocy, son of Fox & Friends' anchor, Steve Doocy. The resemblance is striking.</div><div><br /></div><div>Even Matthews was struck by the lack of intellectual heft in the room. He</div><div>good-naturedly complained, "We came here hoping for the best and we got two of the most wise-ass questions. It's such a tribute to the academic rigors of this school." It had more the feel of a fraternity kegger than a meeting of academia and politics. Brady and Doocy came off as Eddie Haskells with money, real-life versions of Omega House's Doug Neidermyer and Greg Marmalard of "Animal House" fame. To so gracefully employ race-baiting and political condescension at such a tender age was really quite impressive. The Villanova Times <a href="http://vutimes.wordpress.com/">heralded</a> their performances today, labeling Brady "hilarious," and declaring the "show was off to a solid start quickly with student interaction."</div><div><br /></div><div>At least they have an excuse for their attitudes -- they're Republican rich kids. Matthews, on the other hand, is supposed to know better. Rather than vamping shamelessly to the audience, it's his job to ask tough questions and demand direct answers. When he scores a one-on-one, 60-minute interview with a presidential nominee, it would behoove him to cover as many relevant issues as possible: foreign and domestic policy, traditional values as well as future visions. Roughly speaking, I'd say they spent 15 minutes yukking it up and pandering to the crowd, 5 minutes on abortion and elitism, and the remaining 40 minutes on Iraq and national security.</div><div><br /></div><div>Not one question on the economy. We're on the front edge of a recession, 28 million Americans will soon be on <a href="http://www.democracynow.org/2008/4/2/record_number_of_food_stamp_recipients">food stamps</a>, and millions are losing their<a href="http://durbin.senate.gov/showRelease.cfm?releaseId=288590"> homes</a> while the rest of the country watches their home values plummet. It's costing about $17 million per hour to keep the war without end chugging along. As of March, 4.2 million Americans have lost their jobs and the unemployment rate is 5.1%. </div><div><br /></div><div>McCain finally gave an economic speech this week. He has seen the light at the end of the tunnel leading to the presidency and now strongly favors the Bush tax cuts. He seems to have misplaced his pledge to balance the budget by the end of his first term. He wants to suspend the federal gasoline tax for the summer, thereby saving consumers a couple of bucks each time they fill up. McCain has famously admitted that the economy is not his strong point. The speech did nothing to refute his position.</div><div><br /></div><div>Mightn't there be something here worth talking about, face-to-face, in front of a national television audience? Certainly, if the college tour was a serious political event. But it's not -- it's Midnight Madness.</div><div><br /></div><div>There is talk that Matthews will be leaving MSNBC soon. Maybe to take over "Face the Nation" at CBS or possibly even to run for office. It wouldn't have to mean the end of the College Tour, though. I think ESPN's Dick Vitale is free all summer long.</div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-14719475416326592902008-04-15T14:49:00.014-04:002008-04-15T18:22:27.477-04:00Can We Handle The Truth?<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>Here's how bad a week it was for the Democrats:<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script><div><br /></div><div>Hillary had to distance herself from her top strategic advisor when it became apparent he was playing both ends of a trade deal for his own profit. She was faced with a similar dilemma when the news broke that her husband earned a suitcase full of money for pimping the very same deal. A deal, by the way, that Hillary opposes. She would probably further distance herself from Bill too, if she could, but to do so more than she already has would require moving to Europe. However, if history has taught us anything, it's that she is willing to put up with a certain amount of Bill-induced headaches. Nevertheless, it raised the question of where her loyalty may actually lie on the Colombian deal if she became president. As she stumps in Pennsylvania, amongst its shuttered factories and unemployed workers, the last thing she needs to deal with is a perception that she might waffle on the free trade issue. Throughout the week, most polls showed her lead over Obama narrowing, albeit slowly.</div><div><br /></div><div>And she had a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">good</span> week compared to Obama.</div><div><br /></div><div>He took another major hit, this time when he was covertly taped speaking to wealthy backers at a San Francisco fundraiser and he suggested that Pennsylvanians were bitter over their economic plight and were clinging to guns, religion and antipathy towards others as a result. This hit the beach just as the Rev. Wright wave of controversy seemed to be rolling back out to sea, its destructive power finally exhausted.</div><div><br /></div><div>Needless to say, Clinton and McCain were on it like K-9 dogs at a protest rally. Obama was, "elitist," "condescending," and "out-of-touch." The attacks were as unimaginative as they were predictable. The uproar on Hardball and Fox News rose from deafening to hysterical. Everyone had an opinion and extra chairs were found so that they were all able to share theirs with an anxious nation. Either the controversy would fail to move the needle much or it would prove a serious problem with legs. Or somewhere in between.</div><div><br /></div><div>The only certainties that the campaign has revealed over the past month is that the media doesn't do nuance and that much of America would just as soon not hear the truth. </div><div><br /></div><div>The media, for the most part, regardless of which bias they're selling, has chosen to present Wright's sermons and Obama's San Francisco comments as discrete soundbytes. Taken as such, in 30-second increments, it's a simple matter to conclude that Wright despises the white man and that Obama looks down his nose at rural America. </div><div><br /></div><div>"God Damn America" is a powerful, blanket denunciation of an entire nation, unless one chooses to take the time to listen to the complete sermon. Doing so reveals that Wright is damning America for specific actions -- past mistreatments of blacks, current inequities in the way the American pie is divided between the races, and the killing of thousands of innocent civilians around the world, always in the name of freedom and democracy. These are all facts -- you could look them up. But, rather than admit that a black preacher has every right, even a responsibility, to frame these transgressions for his congregants in a socially and politically active church on the south side of Chicago, it's so much easier to reduce a lifetime of sermons to, "God Damn America" and label him a crazy racist. And cast a suspicious eye Obama's way for not immediately marching up the aisle and out onto West 95th Street in a huff upon hearing such blasphemy. </div><div><br /></div><div>Just as it's easy to listen to snippets of what Obama said in San Francisco and conclude that he holds himself above the working-class citizens of middle-America. Easy, but intellectually dishonest. Taken in context, Obama is explaining to the wealthy Californian donors why he has had a more difficult time connecting with Pennsylvanians than he has experienced throughout the majority of his campaign. In point of fact, he's actually defending their tendency to vote on "values" issues like guns and religion and gay rights in lieu of their complete lack of any economic stake in America. </div><div><br /></div><div>No candidate speaks in one voice only. A message tailored to wealthy Democrats in California will necessarily differ from a speech given in a Pennsylvania church basement. The tone and content of a keynote address at a national convention is inappropriate for a town hall meeting in Scranton. All politicians try to connect with the audience in front of them. Take a listen to Hillary's infamous, "Ah don't feel no-ways tahrd" <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=YaDQ1vIuvZI">speech</a> in Selma, Alabama. Or the cowboy accent adopted by Phillips, Yale and Harvard-educated George W. Bush. </div><div><br /></div><div>Clinton and Bush aren't disrespecting Alabamans or Texans. They're trying to make a connection. The same connection Obama was attempting when he described Pennsylvanians and their guns, religion and mistrust of non-whites to a bunch of Californians, most of whom probably have no use for God, wouldn't think of owning a shotgun and live in a Pacific Heights mansion with a black family next door and a gay couple across the street. </div><div><br /></div><div>Was it unfortunate that he used the word, "cling?" Sure. Rural Pennsylvania embraced God and guns long before the economy tanked. But what's really unfortunate is that much of what Obama, as well as Rev. Wright, said is true. There is a great deal of bitterness towards the federal government amongst unemployed, blue-collar workers. To deny that they don't feel a sense of abandonment, thanks to free trade policies and the government's failure to retrain them for new jobs the same government has promised them but failed to produce, is ridiculous. How could they not, on some level, be bitter? Do blacks have reason to feel victimized by the history of their treatment at the hands of white America? And do they have the right to voice their anger and frustration, whether or not white America is comfortable with, and ready for, the conversation? Painfully, and obviously, yes.</div><div><br /></div><div>America may not be ready for the truths lying dormant within that debate. Probably isn't, truth be told. But that's what this election is going to decide. The Wright controversy might very well prove Obama's Achilles heel in a general election. The Republicans will surely revive the issue and he will have to explain his association with Trinity United all over again. But, ironically, there's a chance that the firestorm could end up becoming his greatest advantage. If the country is mature enough, the conversation Obama has kick-started, and will necessarily revisit, has the potential to lift him head and shoulders above McCain and partisan bickering and electoral games of gotcha. As an example of the kind of constructive dialogue Obama's race speech can inspire, watch this <a href="http://bloggingheads.tv/diavlogs/9914?&in=00:02:07&out=00:15:51">conversation</a> between Ross Douthat of the Atlantic Monthly and Debra Dickerson of Mother Jones. It's as constructive a seventy-two minutes as you're likely to spend anytime soon.</div><div><br /></div><div>As I said, this is what could happen on a national scale as a by-product of Obama's candidacy. Could, but I wouldn't bet on it. Not in a country where "elite" is considered an insult. </div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1624842417833897850.post-37225809986847547232008-04-10T12:19:00.005-04:002008-04-10T17:48:27.397-04:00America's Hypocrisy<script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"><br /></script>When it comes to the War on Terror, the Bush administration is cynical almost beyond measure, but it would be difficult to accuse them of hypocrisy, at this point. They obfuscate, exaggerate, and flat-out lie to further their agenda, whether they be justifying the prosecution of the Iraq War, illegally surveilling American citizens or torturing "enemy combatants" that may or may not be guilty (I hesitate to say, "as charged" -- many prisoners are still waiting, years after they were detained, to learn of their supposed offenses). <div><br /></div><div>But, if you accept the definition of hypocrisy as, "feigning to be what one is not," then it would be unfair to so insult Bush, Cheney, Rice, Hadley et al. They're absolutely up front about who they are and what they're doing. Bush has his worldview and he's not about to let facts cloud the lenses of his blood red-colored glasses. As the civil war in Iraq boiled over this past week, he stood in front of an uneasy nation and did his best Richard Pryor imitation, asking, "Who you gonna believe? Me or your lying eyes? The surge is working." Well, he didn't actually face the nation -- he delegated the job to General Petraeus and Ambassador Crocker. In their hearings in front of the Senate and House committees, they came across as honorable and competent men tasked with an impossible mission. Make that two impossible missions. One, to secure Iraq. And two, to explain and defend current policy to the pack of mangy jackals that is a congressional hearing committee. How many times can you say, "It will be over when it's over?" I thought I was listening to "Revolution #9" off the Beatles "White Album."<script type="text/javascript"><br />_uacct = "UA-4008307-1";<br />urchinTracker();<br /></script></div><div><br /></div><div>When the facts or the laws don't fit, the Bushies change them: </div><div><br /></div><div>1. Al-Quaida in Iraq, an organization born of our invasion and occupation of the country, is shortened to Al-Quaida, thereby advancing the fiction that it's Bin Laden's group we're battling in Iraq. (Interestingly, John McCain may be giving a preview of things to come with his repeated "mis-statements" that Al-Quaida is being trained in Iran. I wouldn't put it past him to be intentionally repeating this lie in an effort to get the country fired up for the War on Terror II. I don't buy the confusion line. McCain is old but he's not stupid.)<br /><br />2. Bush was supposedly <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/12/05/former-cia-officials-bus_n_75518.html">unaware</a> until recently that Iran had discontinued its nuclear weapons program in 2003, thereby clearing him to sound the drums for, wait for it, a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">second</span> war based on false intelligence. The prospect is so outrageous that he's even losing the <a href="http://richmonddemocrat.blogspot.com/2007/12/conservatives-rip-bush-for-iran-lies.html">conservatives</a> over it, but if you're expecting a change of W's heart before he leaves office to await history's judgment, I wouldn't hold my breath. <br /><br />3. The administration picks and chooses which sections of the Geneva Convention to honor. Prisoners of war become unlawful enemy combatants and, just like that, the Convention no longer applies. Torture becomes "enhanced interrogation." CIA operatives are excepted from the spirit and the rule of the Geneva Convention. Guantanamo Bay has been ruled to not be US territory and, therefore, not bound by US law. When, in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Hamdan v. Rumsfeld</span>, the Supreme Court found that the Bush military commissions were illegal as they didn't meet the standards of "civilized peoples," Bush sent legislation legalizing his prerogatives to a spineless Congress, who passed it as the Military Commissions Law 2006. In his <a href="http://hnn.us/articles/32497.html">article</a>, "The U.S. Has a History of Using Torture," Alfred McCoy details how Bush then transferred top Al-Quaida captives from various CIA prisons to Gitmo where the law "strips detainees of their habeas corpus rights, sanctions endless detention without trial, and allows use of tortured testimony before Guantanamo Military Commissions." This is in blatant disregard of our own 5th Amendment to the Constitution which reads, in part, "No person...shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty or property, without due process of law..." As if tortured testimony could ever be admissible in a legitimate court of law.<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>The Bush administration does not even pretend to submit to the same principles and laws expected of the rest of the world. And, in truth, it's hard to blame them. They are so rarely held to account for their transgressions by either the media or the American people themselves. Glenn Greenwald put it succinctly last October when he <a href="http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2007/10/04/lawlessness/index.html?source=search&aim=/opinion/greenwald">wrote</a>:</div><div><br /></div><blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">"As a country, we've known undeniably for almost two years now that we have a lawless government and a President who routinely orders our laws to be violated. His top officials have repeatedly been caught lying outright to Congress on the most critical questions we face. They have argued out in the open that the "constitutional duty" to defend the country means that nothing -- including our "laws" -- can limit what the President does.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">It has long been known that we are torturing, holding detainees in secret prisons beyond the reach of law and civilization, sending detainees to the worst human rights abusers to be tortured, and subjecting them ourselves to all sorts of treatment which both our own laws and the treaties to which we are party plainly prohibit. None of this is new.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">And we have decided, collectively as a country, to do nothing about that."</span></div><div></div></blockquote><div><br /></div><div>Nothing, indeed. And yet, as the Olympic torch arrives upon our shores, we rush to line the streets of San Francisco, along the Embarcadero, in protest of the human rights abuses by the host country of China. To voice our outrage that we are extending a hand of friendship to the imperial fist that is slowly crushing peace-loving Tibet. To follow up Paris and London's protests with a little Yankee smackdown of our own.</div><div><br /></div><div>All fine and good -- the Chinese should be held accountable. They seem like pretty bad guys, given half a chance. But where's the public uproar against our own government? Where is the outcry against the way we present ourselves to the world? I've written about this before and received many comments to the effect that we're not even in the same league as China and it's ridiculous to compare the two countries.</div><div><br /></div><div>Really? The reason for our collective silence is that we're not as bad as <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">China</span>? Talk about lowering the bar. Americans, unlike the current administration, are born with the gene of hypocrisy. Born with it and then our culture nourishes it on a daily basis throughout our lives. We preach freedom of choice and justice for all, as long as we're designing the menu and manning the scales. As nearly as I can figure it, because we ended World War Two, landed on the moon and invented cable TV, we believe we really are superior to . . . well, everybody else. That we should be showered with deference, gratitude and love by the rest of the world. Like a citizen of the Roman Empire, free to walk the face of the earth without fear of molestation. </div><div><br /></div><div>The truth is, that hasn't been the case for some time. Bush has spent whatever goodwill capital we had remaining over the past few years, running roughshod over international appeals for reason. Meanwhile, Europe is using America as their own personal Filene's Basement, China continues to collect our IOU's and we send a billion dollars a day to the middle-east for oil to run our country. The chickens may not be roosting yet, but they're on their way home.</div><div><br /></div><div>All of which is why Barack Obama is the only candidate who makes sense as our next president. It's going to take an extraordinary effort by an exceptional leader to rejoin the international community and repair our reputation, savaged by Team Bush. It will require withdrawing our troops from Iraq, engaging in the fight to save the planet from global warming, strengthening the dollar so we regain our worldwide shopping privileges, righting the trade imbalances that are threatening our domestic productivity and, perhaps most importantly, earning back our position as one of the legitimate voices for human rights around the world.</div><div><br /></div><div>We can no longer afford to pick and choose who we will or won't talk with. Iraq must be stabilized. Iran must be brought into the international community of nations. North Korea must be persuaded not to share its nuclear technology with anyone who comes knocking with a blank check in hand. Cuba is back in play. Chavez has threatened to stop shipping Venezualian oil to the U.S.</div><div><br /></div><div>This is no time to be demanding preconditions before we will negotiate with troublesome nations. For much of the rest of the world, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">we're </span>a troublesome nation. We need to sit down at as many tables as we can find a chair to and start convincing the international community that we are back. We went a little crazy there for awhile but we feel better now and we're ready to get to work. McCain can't do that. You know what they say. You can take the pilot out of the navy but you can't take the navy out of the pilot. He'll always be a cold-war cowboy. I could see him staring down Krushchev but I can't picture him at a table with Ahmadinejad and Al-Assad negotiating America's role in Iraq's future. And Clinton is adamant in her refusal to lend the prestige of the office to dicey negotiations, too (never mind that the prestige level is at an all-time low). Desperate times call for a new approach. </div><div><br /></div><div>Obama has, from day one, promised to take JFK's advice, "never fear to negotiate," to heart. He preaches his willingness to sit down with any and all of our adversaries in an attempt to find some common ground. It's a harbinger of how he views America's role in the future. We can again lead by example, not solely through coercion and might. It's no longer possible to walk around with a big stick as the world's policeman. Bush had nothing but contempt for the United Nations (hence his nomination of John Bolton as U.S. Ambassador the the UN). As the world's sole remaining super-power he believed we should answer to no one. </div><div><br /></div><div>Well, we've tried it his way. How'd that work out? </div><div><br /></div><div>Maybe answering to the international community is exactly what is called for right about now. Thanks, W. You may go now. History is waiting.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Chris Kaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06887325261169005285noreply@blogger.com0